As I am getting older, I start to think about all the people I’ve lost along the way.. and I came to the realization that maybe my career as a tour guide wasn’t for me.
As I'm getting older I find that I'm using my glasses more When I was young I just drank straight from the bottle
My wife was worried about getting older, so before she woke up on her birthday, I cut off all the white hairs she had. For some reason, she woke up bald and in a bad attitude
I'm getting worried about getting older. My dad died when was only 42. Then I chill when I remember getting murdered by a hooker isn't genetic.
I realized I was getting older when I saw a young lady walking down the street and thought to myself. I wonder what HER mom looks like....
It's no joke getting older...
First your memory gets worse.
Then your hearing gets worse.
Then your eyesight gets worse.
Then your memory gets worse.
What's Matthew Mcconaghuey's favorite thing about time dilation? Everyone else keeps getting older, he stays the same age.
Three Signs You're Getting Older
I was told that there were three signs that you are getting older.
The first is senility
And I forget the other two.
Prostitutes are like cigarettes.
As a kid, you think you're never gonna try it.
When you start getting older, you think, "why not just once?".
Soon enough, you're addicted. And broke.
I think I have the body of a teenager. I tell myself I'm not getting older but it refuses to listen.
I’m starting to get used to getting older It’s really growing on me