As I am getting older, I start to think about all the people I’ve lost along the way.. and I came to the realization that maybe my career as a tour guide wasn’t for me.
As I'm getting older I find that I'm using my glasses more When I was young I just drank straight from the bottle
My wife was worried about getting older, so before she woke up on her birthday, I cut off all the white hairs she had. For some reason, she woke up bald and in a bad attitude
I'm getting worried about getting older. My dad died when was only 42. Then I chill when I remember getting murdered by a hooker isn't genetic.
I realized I was getting older when I saw a young lady walking down the street and thought to myself. I wonder what HER mom looks like....
What's Matthew Mcconaghuey's favorite thing about time dilation? Everyone else keeps getting older, he stays the same age.
Three Signs You're Getting Older
I was told that there were three signs that you are getting older.
The first is senility
And I forget the other two.
Prostitutes are like cigarettes.
As a kid, you think you're never gonna try it.
When you start getting older, you think, "why not just once?".
Soon enough, you're addicted. And broke.
I think I have the body of a teenager. I tell myself I'm not getting older but it refuses to listen.
I’m starting to get used to getting older It’s really growing on me