People think that just because I grew up in the ghetto back in the 80s, i should walk around carrying a big ol' boom box on my shoulder. But I refuse to go with that stereotype.
What do you call a black man in a ghetto walking around with a boombox on his shoulders? A stereotype
What is the most positive thing in a ghetto? HIV
Why did the stutterer get shot in the ghetto? He was asking for directions for the "k-k-k-mart."
If Gotham was a ghetto Will there be Blackman and robbing?
A black man walks around town with a ghetto blaster
an old woman stops and asks him: "Boy, why are you carrying that thing around?"
The man responds:"Well ma'm, i guess its just my stereo-type"
What do you call an Italian ghetto? A spaghetto!
Which article of clothing is the most ghetto? A Hoodie.
Ghetto Word Of The Day: Cologne "Ay, you think you cologne me a dollar or two?"
What did the poor ghetto dweller get for Christmas? Your bicycle.
What do you call a white guy who grew up in the ghetto? Tarzan.
What's the only positive from living in the ghetto? Pregnancy tests
What do they call mock-trial in the ghetto? Practice
What do you call the rough parts of Paris? La Ba-ghetto
What do you call the gingerbread man's ghetto cousin? The wonderbread man.
A long time ago in a ghetto far far away...
...Yoda was walking down the street, wearing a ton of bling. Necklaces, bracelets, gold teeth, the works. A passer-by stops him and says, "Wow, Yoda, that's a ton of bling!"
Yoda replied, "For show, mine is all."
What do you call a white man in a ghetto? An ambulance.
What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of poland? Ghetto Blaster
I live in the ghetto There are gangs and stuff all around. Actually, my neighbor is a Blood. But yesterday, sadly, he turned into a Crip when he fell off the roof.
How do you call an area populated by run-down Italian beauty salons?
A spa-ghetto
... I am so ashamed of myself...
What's an Israeli ghetto called? Palestine.
What do they call snickers chocolate bars in the ghetto? Sniggaz.
What do you call a sketchy Italian neighborhood? Spa-ghetto.
What do ghetto rats and suburban soccer moms have in common? They both enjoy the BBC.
What do you call an Italian living in Detroit? Spa-ghetto
Bank robbers...
Three criminals robbed a bank. The police tried to catch them, but the robbers were too quick and turned in to a bad area laundrette.
They made a clean ghetto way.
I'm planning to open a perfume store for the ghetto, with 50 different perfumes. It will be called 50 scent.
why did the chicken head cross the road? to ghetto the other side...
What's the weather like in the ghetto? A little muggy.
Ever held an empty 40 to your ear? If you listen really carefully, you can hear the ghetto...
What do you call spaghetti from the hood? Spa-ghetto. Or just spaghetti because we're not racists.