Ghetto Jokes

Funny Ghetto Jokes
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People think that just because I grew up in the ghetto back in the 80s, i should walk around carrying a big ol' boom box on my shoulder. But I refuse to go with that stereotype.

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What do you call a black man in a ghetto walking around with a boombox on his shoulders? A stereotype

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What is the most positive thing in a ghetto? HIV

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Why did the stutterer get shot in the ghetto? He was asking for directions for the "k-k-k-mart."

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If Gotham was a ghetto Will there be Blackman and robbing?

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A black man walks around town with a ghetto blaster an old woman stops and asks him: "Boy, why are you carrying that thing around?"

The man responds:"Well ma'm, i guess its just my stereo-type"

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What do you call an Italian ghetto? A spaghetto!

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Which article of clothing is the most ghetto? A Hoodie.

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Ghetto Word Of The Day: Cologne "Ay, you think you cologne me a dollar or two?"

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What did the poor ghetto dweller get for Christmas? Your bicycle.

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What do you call a white guy who grew up in the ghetto? Tarzan.

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What's the only positive from living in the ghetto? Pregnancy tests

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What do they call mock-trial in the ghetto? Practice

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What do you call the rough parts of Paris? La Ba-ghetto

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What do you call the gingerbread man's ghetto cousin? The wonderbread man.

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A long time ago in a ghetto far far away... ...Yoda was walking down the street, wearing a ton of bling. Necklaces, bracelets, gold teeth, the works. A passer-by stops him and says, "Wow, Yoda, that's a ton of bling!"

Yoda replied, "For show, mine is all."

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What do you call a white man in a ghetto? An ambulance.

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What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of poland? Ghetto Blaster

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I live in the ghetto There are gangs and stuff all around. Actually, my neighbor is a Blood. But yesterday, sadly, he turned into a Crip when he fell off the roof.

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How do you call an area populated by run-down Italian beauty salons? A spa-ghetto


... I am so ashamed of myself...

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What's an Israeli ghetto called? Palestine.

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What do they call snickers chocolate bars in the ghetto? Sniggaz.

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What do you call a sketchy Italian neighborhood? Spa-ghetto.

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What do ghetto rats and suburban soccer moms have in common? They both enjoy the BBC.

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What do you call an Italian living in Detroit? Spa-ghetto

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Bank robbers... Three criminals robbed a bank. The police tried to catch them, but the robbers were too quick and turned in to a bad area laundrette.
They made a clean ghetto way.

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I'm planning to open a perfume store for the ghetto, with 50 different perfumes. It will be called 50 scent.

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why did the chicken head cross the road? to ghetto the other side...

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What's the weather like in the ghetto? A little muggy.

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Ever held an empty 40 to your ear? If you listen really carefully, you can hear the ghetto...

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What do you call spaghetti from the hood? Spa-ghetto. Or just spaghetti because we're not racists.

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