If a guy with Red Hair works at a Bakery, does that make him a GingerBread Man? I ask this because I'm baked at the moment..
There's a new restaurant made out of a life-sized gingerbread house in town. I wonder if they serve children there.
What do you call a family of redheads?
Gingerbread.
Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.
A Gingerbread Man Veteran …lost his legs in 'Nom
What do you call a redhead with a yeast infection? Gingerbread
My grandma died after eating too many gingerbread houses last night... The doctors diagnosed her with a rare case of "munch-housing-syndrom"
What's the difference between a gingerbread man and an orange man?
One runs away, the other runs for president.
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If a redhead works in a bakery... ...does that make him a gingerbread man?
What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man? Why don't you try icing it
What did the gingerbread man say when his house burned down? Dang that cost me a lot of dough.
What does the gingerbread man have for nipples? OREOLAS
What's the difference between a gingerbread man and an orange man? One runs away, the other runs for president.
What do you call the gingerbread man's ghetto cousin? The wonderbread man.
cookie - biscuit
Q. What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg?
A. Limp Bizkit. (limp biscuit)
(Alternate: What do the British call a cookie that got wet?)
What do you call a rich male redhead?
A Gingerbread Man.
I'll just close the door behind me...
What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg? Limp Biscuit.
What do you call a gingerbread man in a hospital? A injured-bread man!
What did the gingerbread man say at his job interview? I just really feel like I'm cut out for this position!
Bed Crumbs My kids got bed crumbs in my bed last night. As my wife was sweeping them off the bed she jokingly accused me of cheat on her with the Gingerbread Man. I countered, "No, it was Little Debbie. She's a Ho Ho."
What does a Redhead with a yeast infection like to do in her spare time? Make Gingerbread
Why did the witch have to move out of her gingerbread house? The property taxes were gastronomical.
Why did the gingerbread man decide to wear pants? He thought he had crumby legs. #DadJokes
A redhead gets a job He is now a baker, probably a gingerbread man.
A gingerbread man visits his doctor... The gingerbread man complains that he has had a sore knee for over a week, so the doctor takes a look at it and says "have you tried icing it?"
What does a gingerbread man sleep with at night? A cookie sheet
Hansel and Gretel came upon a dwelling in the woods.
"What is that? A gingerbread house?" Gretel asked.
Hansel walked up and licked it.
"Not quite, it's a part mint."
Why is the Gingerbread man disease the least of our concerns? Because nobody can catch it.