Why aren't there any fat girls on the boxes of girl scout cookies? Because good drug dealers don't use their own product.
I attacked the people who robbed me the other day Ive never seen girl scouts run so fast
[Original] This is the only time of year... .... that it's acceptable for middle-aged men to cruise around town looking for Girl Scouts.
I'm thinking of starting a business will use free child labor in exchange for temporary housing. Although I don't know if I can compete with the Girl Scouts...
What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs? The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.
What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car.
I ate some Girl Scout Cookies that were way past their expiration date... ...and ended up with a nasty bout of samoanella.
The problem with girl scout cookies: The problem with girl scout cookies: no matter how many I eat, I always want Samoa.
A teen walks into a girl scout meeting.
They're learning how to tie different types of knots.
The girl says "Can I join you?"
They reply "Can you knot?"
What are a Cannibal's favourite cookies? Girl Scouts!
What's the difference between a girl scout and a Jew? Girl scouts come home from camp
This Girl Scout Cookie diet is really paying off... ...now I've got that "Samoan" figure
What are the first words Jared Fogle's girlfriend said to him? "Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies, sir?"
Chuck Norris jokes, let's go! Chuck Norris eats girl scout cookies made out of real girl scouts.
What's the difference between jews and girl scouts? The girl scouts come back from the camp.
What's red, green, covered in crumbs and lies in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl scout that got hit by a car...
My roommate gets really mad at me when I lick the Brownies... He says the Girl Scouts are WAY less likely to tell their parents