Girl Scout Jokes

Why aren't there any fat girls on the boxes of girl scout cookies? Because good drug dealers don't use their own product.

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I attacked the people who robbed me the other day Ive never seen girl scouts run so fast

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[Original] This is the only time of year... .... that it's acceptable for middle-aged men to cruise around town looking for Girl Scouts.

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I'm thinking of starting a business will use free child labor in exchange for temporary housing. Although I don't know if I can compete with the Girl Scouts...

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What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs? The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

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What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car.

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I ate some Girl Scout Cookies that were way past their expiration date... ...and ended up with a nasty bout of samoanella.

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The problem with girl scout cookies: The problem with girl scout cookies: no matter how many I eat, I always want Samoa.

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A teen walks into a girl scout meeting. They're learning how to tie different types of knots.

The girl says "Can I join you?"

They reply "Can you knot?"

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What are a Cannibal's favourite cookies? Girl Scouts!

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What's the difference between a girl scout and a Jew? Girl scouts come home from camp

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This Girl Scout Cookie diet is really paying off... ...now I've got that "Samoan" figure

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What are the first words Jared Fogle's girlfriend said to him? "Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies, sir?"

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Chuck Norris jokes, let's go! Chuck Norris eats girl scout cookies made out of real girl scouts.

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What's the difference between jews and girl scouts? The girl scouts come back from the camp.

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What's red, green, covered in crumbs and lies in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl scout that got hit by a car...

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My roommate gets really mad at me when I lick the Brownies... He says the Girl Scouts are WAY less likely to tell their parents

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