I have a new recipe that's gluten free, sugar free, no-fat, non-GMO, pesticide free, low-calorie, vegan, kosher and paleo-friendly. It's a real breath of fresh air.
Why is it so hard for economists to go gluten free? Because their food preferences are very sticky.
How do you kill a gluten free Vampire? Garlic bread
My wife suggested that it might be nice if I bought her some flowers for her birthday. For some reason, she wasn't particularly happy when I handed over a bag of wholemeal, a bag of self raising and a bag of gluten free.
I've been dating this lady who is gluten free... Problem is, we go to a deli, she asks, "do you want to split a sandwich." I say, "sure" and then I'm just left with the bread.
How do you sell a gluten free pizza?
Take all the other pizzas out of the frozen section.
(too soon?)
How do you know when someone is gluten free?
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
"Exit stage right...."
I found a new recipe that's fat free, gluten free, sugar free, dairy free, preservative-free and is non-GMO. It's a real breath of fresh air.
gluten free whole wheat spaghetti its inpastabowl
What nut is not gluten free? A doughnut
What do you call a gluten free joke? Corny...
What is a hipster russian roulette? You got six cookies and five of them is gluten free.
What do you call gluten free pasta?
Q: what do you call gluten free pasta?
A: An Impasta!
How do you greet a Gluten free German? Gluten Tag.
Gluten free I was talking to my friend from the hood about "Gluten Free" and he said, "How long has he been in there?"
How do you get a hipster to stop smoking? Tell them that cigarettes aren't gluten free.
The Germans are so innovative when it comes to diets. Especially the gluten free diets. They’ve started a new initiative with their food. If something has gluten in it, they give it a guten tag.