When is a pixie not a pixie? When she's got her head down an elf's pants, then she's a goblin.
How does a ghost eat a hotdog?
By goblin it.
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What do you call a goblin who specializes in blood magic? A hemogoblin
When is an elf not an elf? When he’s got his head up a fairy’s skirt, then he’s a goblin.
Why was there no food left at the Halloween party? Because everyone was a goblin
What do you call a Gnome with his head up a Fairy's dress? A-Goblin.
What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin? A Hemogoblin
What do you call a gnome that muffs a fairy ? Goblin....
What do you call a vampire goblin? A hemogoblin.
When is a Pixie not a Pixie? When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.
I started a Regina Spektor cover band. I call it "Saskatoon Goblin."
What do you call a goblin with an injured leg? A hobblin' goblin
What did the turkey dress up as for Halloween? Goblin
Did you hear about the goblin whose left arm and left leg cut off? Guess what he's alright now!
Facebook told me the funniest name for a blood mage goblin It's a Hemogoblin.
When is a gnome not a gnome?
When his head is between your legs.
Then he's a goblin
Yank goes to Ireland on vacation. Goes for a walk in the forest sees a little fella dressed in green with his head bobbing up and down between his legs, so the yank says to him are you Leprechaun? and the little fela says no im just a Goblin!
What do you call a goblin with an injured leg? A hobblin'
When is a fairy NOT a fairy? When its down your pants; then its a goblin!
When is an imp not an imp? When he's up a fairy's skirt, then he's a goblin
Did you hear about the goblin wo got his left arm and left leg cut off? That's ok, he's alright now!
Norman Osbourne swallowed a massive cucumber It was at that moment Peter knew he was Green Goblin
Spiderman was sucking off a cucumber Guess you could say he was green goblin
Who was Green Goblin in the 2002 SpiderMan movie? Dafoe.
Why did the goblin get a tummy ache? It was goblin its food.
What did the turkey that hated Spiderman say? goblin goblin