Why didn't Gordon Ramsay upvote the picture of the lamb steak? Because it was /r/aww
What movie does Gordon Ramsay hate? Frozen
How did Chef Gordon Ramsay lose 100 pounds in under a month? He started a swear jar.
What's the difference between Gordon Ramsay's favorite dish and a slow running computer? One is a Rack of Lamb, the other is a Lack of RAM
What image format does Gordon Ramsay hates the most? .raw
And the lord said ‘take this all of you and eat it, this is my body which will be given up for you" and Gordon Ramsay replied “bland, dry, and tasteless."
The only reason why Gordon Ramsay watches Smackdown... Is because it's not Raw.
What do Donald Trump and Gordon Ramsay have in common? They both have a cabinet full of potatoes.
Gordon Ramsay screamed at me that I didn't know the first thing about seasoning But I took it with a pinch of sugar
Gordon Ramsay The only guy who tells girls to get out of the kitchen
Which film does Gordon Ramsay hates the most? FROZEN
What's Gordon Ramsay's least favorite movie? IT'S FROOOOOOOZZZZEEEN
At first I thought less of Gordon Ramsay based on his wife... but you can't judge a cook by its lover.
What's the difference between Gordon Ramsay and his forehead? About 10 years
Crossword clue: F**k, used by Gordon Ramsay a lot more than the average person Fork
Gordon Ramsay rejected all the photos taken to showcase his latest menu ... ... they were formatted RAW
What is Gordon Ramsay's favorite deity? IT'S RA!!!!!
An Italian, a Jamaican and a stormtrooper tried to make a meal for Gordon Ramsay. It was a rasta blaster pasta disaster.
What do you get when you cross Spock with Gordon Ramsay? Simon Cowell
How does Gordon Ramsay know that his steak is undercooked? The Hindus are still worshipping it.
Gordon Ramsay on Kitchen Nightmares is kind of like a prostitute.... A major part of his job involves putting all sorts of awful and nasty things in his mouth!
Who is Gordon Ramsay’s favorite American Country Music artist? It’s Tim McFOOKINGRAW!!!
What would Gordon Ramsay say when he tastes an uncooked lion? RAWR
What is Gordon Ramsay’s favorite subreddit?
r/aww
(raw)
What does Gordon Ramsay say about good Vietnamese noodle soup? It's rocking pho!
Why doesn't Gordon Ramsay like the WWE? Because part of it is RAW
Heard Gordon Ramsay had a kid... Guess he does like *serving it raw* after all.
Gordon Ramsay walks into a bar. The bartender replies: "We don't serve raw meat after 11pm"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T F*#@ING COOK IT
-Gordon Ramsay