I made a 3D game about a depressed self-harming goth It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.
What do you call a Goth with a large behind? Gothicc.
What do you call a Goth with a foot fetish?? Edgar Allan Toes
Goth people wear black to reflect the color of their souls... Except ginger goths. They go naked.
What do you call a fat goth? Buffet the Vampire Slayer
What do you call a goth prostitute?
Edgar Allan Ho
Credit where credit due,
Thx u/roxy-rambles
How did the goth kid break up with his girlfriend? He sang her You Are My Sunshine.
What do you call a baby goth bird?
An emo chick.
Credits to u/jasperatu for inspiration.
Saw an over weight goth today, I thought to myself, he must be morbidly obese.
Theoretically a goat can get impregnated by a moth. Scientists have never attempted the experiment however, as they don't want to create more goth kids.
What do you call a goth guy who likes women? A straight edge
A woman goes up to an employee at a garden shop.
“How much for this goth cucumber” she asks,
“Ma’am that’s a catcus”
What's the difference between pizza and goth pizza? Goth pizza cuts itself.
A jew, an episcopalian, a veterinarian, a hipster, a redneck, a goth, and a frat boy all walk into a bar that promotes diversity The bartender says "sorry, we have enough whites."
How do you get a goth down from a tree? Cut the rope
What do you call a goth emoji? An Emo-ticon
Don't call yourself a true goth Unless you invaded and sacked Rome.
Did you hear about the goth anti-vaxxer? She refused to listen to The Cure.
I wanted to describe my girlfriend's aesthetic, but "big tiddy goth gf" seemed too disrespectful. So now I say she's a wiccan thick'n ready for a dickin'.
Why did the square say to the goth circle? "Quit trying to be edgy."
What's the difference between a lazy overeater and a flirtatious emo?
One is Sloth the Gluttonous the other is Goth the Sluttiness.
Yep made that up on the way home today... Sorry.
«you understand that the dress code is dark suit, right?» «yeah, I goth it»
After his motorcycle accident where he lost his left leg and half his right foot, Dylan sulked slowly around school in all black outfits. We call him the three-toed Goth.
Why did the goth choose to die today? There was a discount on black caskets
Did you know paranoid people are surrounded by hot goth girl? Yea they always seem to have scary thots.