Grasshopper Jokes

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"
The grasshopper looks surprised and asks, "You have a drink named Steve?"

So a grasshopper walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Hey, did you know I have a drink named after you?". The grasshopper says "You've got a drink named Steve!?"

A grasshopper walks into a bar... and the bartender gets excited. The bartender says, "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!" The grasshopper replies, "You've got a drink named Greg?"

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says to him, "Hey, we have a drink named after you."

The grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named Murray?"

Grasshopper walks into a bar Bartender goes "*hey! you.... we have a drink named after you, buddy!*"

Grasshopper excitingly responds "*no way! You have a drink named Steve?*"

Barhopper A Grasshopper walks into a bar. Bartender says "Hey, you know we have a drink named after you?"

Grasshopper responds "You have a drink named Steve?"

A grasshopper walks into a bar bartender says..."Hey, we have a drink named after you."
Grasshopper says "You have a drink named Jeff?".

budum pshhhh.

A grasshopper walks into a bar... A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper says, "You have a drink named Steve?"

A grasshopper walks into a bar ... The bartender says "Hey we have a drink named after you"

The grasshopper says "You have a drink named Steve?"

So a grasshopper walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Hey we have a drink named after you!"

The grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named Steve?"

favorite corny joke

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "hey! We have a drink named after you!" And the grasshopper says "You have a drink named Steve?!"

A grasshopper walks into a bar The bartender looks up and says, 'Hey! You're a grasshopper! We have a drink named after you.'


The grasshopper says, 'Really? You have a drink named Kevin?'

Warning: Dad Joke But it's a classic.

Grasshopper walks into a bar and sits. Bartender says, "Hey, we got a drink named after you.". Grasshopper says, "Wow. You got a drink named Kevin?".

A grasshopper walks into a bar... and the bar keep says:
"Hey, I've got a drink named after you!"
The grasshopper replies:
"You have a drink named Bob?"

A grasshopper walks into a bar... ...the bartender glances at him and says: "Hey! We got a drink here named after you!"
And the grasshopper says "What, Larry?"

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender says, "You know, we have a drink named after you."

Grasshopper says, "You have a drink called Steve?"

A grasshopper walks into a bar and asks for a beer... ...the bartender says,"You know, there's a drink named after you." The grasshopper replies, "There's a drink named Murray?"

A grasshopper walks into a bar A grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"
The grasshopper looks surprised and asks, "You have a drink named Steve?"

A talking grasshopper walks into a bar Bartender: we have a drink named after you

Grasshopper: what? You have a drink named Gary?

A Grasshopper walks into a bar... He sits down and the bartender looks at him and says: “Hey! Ya know, we have a drink named after you?!” The Grasshopper says: “You have a drink named Larry?”

A grasshopper walks into an ice cream parlor The clerk says "Hey Grasshopper, we have an ice cream flavor named after you!" The Grasshopper says "What? You have a flavor named Kenneth?"

A grasshopper walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Hey, we've got a drink named after you."

Grasshopper says, "Why would anyone name a drink Bob?"

A grasshopper walks into a bar... A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says,
"Hey! We have a drink named after you!"

Imagine that... A drink named Howard

TIL Every animal has its own specific mating call A bird sings, a frog croaks, a badger clickets, a grasshopper chirps, a deer croons, and I beg.

A grasshopper walks into a bar The bartender says “Hey you know we got a drink named after ya!”

The grasshopper replies: “Really? You have a drink named Steve?”

A grasshopper walks into a bar . . . A grasshopper walks into a bar.

Bartender: Ya know, we have a drink named after you!

Grasshopper: You have a drink named Steve?

A grasshopper sits at the bar... ...and the bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"

The grasshopper says, "You have a drink named Steve?"

A grasshopper walks in to a bar... He orders a gin and soda. The bartender says,
"You know we have a drink named after you."
The grasshopper looks around and says,
"You have a drink named Irving?"

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, you know we've got a drink named after you!" The grasshopper says.... ...Ralph?

A grasshopper hops into a bar and the bartender says “hey, we’ve got a drink named after you”. And the grasshopper says “ what? ..Kevin?”

A grass hopper hops into a bar The barman says: "Hey we've name a drink after you!" The grasshopper replies "You have a drink named Steve!?"

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "hey, we have a drink named after you!"

The grasshopper says, "you have a drink named Lenny?"

What do you call the grasshopper police? Grasscoppers

A Grasshopper walks into a bar He sits down at the bar to get a drink. The bartender walks over to him and says, "hey I have a drink named after you." The Grasshopper responds, "you have a drink named Jeff?"

A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender says, “You’re quite a celebrity around here. We’ve even got a drink named after you.” The grasshopper says, “You’ve got a drink named Steve?”

A grasshopper hops into a bar.... He hops on to a bar stool. The bartender who is polishing glasses says, "Hey, We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper responds, "Really, you have a drink named Kevin?"

So a Grasshopper hops into a bar... and the bartender says "Hey! we have a drink named after you!"

and the Grasshopper yells "YOU HAVE A DRINK NAMED STEVE? WOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!"