90% of people are unable to solve this riddle by guessing the opposite of each word.
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My absolute favorite thing ever in the whole world has to be exaggeration. No wait, second guessing. Yeah second guessing is my favorite thing.
Is Google a boy or a girl ?
Google is a Girl because it won't let you complete
the whole sentence and starts guessing, suggesting and
you ask only one question,
but get hundreds of irrelevant answers in seconds...
I have this weird ability of guessing what is inside a wrapped present. You can say ....it’s a gift.
I made a sideshow of guessing whether you're right or left handed just by asking your favorite color. I'm very proud of my 90% success rate.
Not to brag, but I have a psychic ability of guessing what is inside a wrapped present. You can say....It’s a gift.
People living with HIV, what is your daily life like? I’m guessing pretty positive
I've no idea why I'm a virgin. But I'm guessing it's because my Siamese twin is really ugly.
I tried guessing how deep the nearby lake was But I just couldn't fathom it
A man rubs a lamp and a genie pops out and grants him a wish.
Genie: What is it you wish for mortal?
Man: Well, I'd like to stop second guessing myself all the time.
Genie: Really?, Is that what you really want to wish for?
Man: Hey, its my wish so I get to-...Heyy!
We Played the Guessing Game
Mom: What did you do at school today?
Mark: We played a guessing game.
Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam?
Mark: That’s right.
My math teacher hates mixed fractions I'm guessing that's why what she teaches is improper.
I had my appendix taken out when I was a kid. They said it was useless, but based on my life since then, I'm guessing it controls motivation.
Not to brag, but I have this psychic ability of guessing what’s inside a wrapped present. It’s a gift.
I never understood school shooting jokes. I’m guessing they were aimed at a younger audience.
Little Ghost So this little ghost floated by my room twice headed the same direction: left to right, left to right. I'm guessing it was just deja boo.
So with the iPhone 6S coming out... I'm guessing it will be a huge 6-s.
Google - Boy or Girl?
Teacher : Google is a girl or a boy..?
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Student: Google is a Girl.....because it won't let you complete
the whole sentence and start guessing, suggesting.....and
you ask only one question.....
but get hundreds of irrelevant answers in seconds...
What did the cat say in the race car?
MMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Context: My 5 year old told me this today. I'm guessing he didn't make it up...
My wife wanted to go out on a nice date. She's been quiet eversince we left McDonald's. I'm guessing it's because they have no candles.
Everyone keeps guessing who Rey's parents are, but who delivered her as a baby? OB-Gyn Kenobi
I've been trying to play two truths and a lie on chatroulette.. Kept guessing that they are playing pantless was the lie..
I'm guessing Trump has been Rick Rolled too many times ... Because he just gave you up, let you down and deserted you.
People often say I'm introverted and shy. They never seem to say that when I draw Guessing it's probably the barrel they're suddenly looking into.
Google is like a girlfriend because....
It won’t let you complete the whole sentence and start guessing, and you ask only one question…..
but get hundreds of irrelevant answers in seconds.
Someone told me I'm always second guessing myself. I don't do that... I think
There's 17.2 million of users on this subreddit! Im guessing the number of creative jokes is crazy round here. Round as in like 30 or 40.
Not to brag, but I have this weird talent in guessing what is inside a wrapped present. You can say...it’s a gift.
I took a drug test today... I'm guessing I passed, I got a THC+.