Guessing Jokes

90% of people are unable to solve this riddle by guessing the opposite of each word. Always

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My absolute favorite thing ever in the whole world has to be exaggeration. No wait, second guessing. Yeah second guessing is my favorite thing.

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Is Google a boy or a girl ? Google is a Girl because it won't let you complete
the whole sentence and starts guessing, suggesting and
you ask only one question,
but get hundreds of irrelevant answers in seconds...

Score: 80

I have this weird ability of guessing what is inside a wrapped present. You can say ....it’s a gift.

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I made a sideshow of guessing whether you're right or left handed just by asking your favorite color. I'm very proud of my 90% success rate.

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Not to brag, but I have a psychic ability of guessing what is inside a wrapped present. You can say....It’s a gift.

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Funny Guessing Jokes
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People living with HIV, what is your daily life like? I’m guessing pretty positive

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I've no idea why I'm a virgin. But I'm guessing it's because my Siamese twin is really ugly.

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I tried guessing how deep the nearby lake was But I just couldn't fathom it

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A man rubs a lamp and a genie pops out and grants him a wish. Genie: What is it you wish for mortal?

Man: Well, I'd like to stop second guessing myself all the time.

Genie: Really?, Is that what you really want to wish for?

Man: Hey, its my wish so I get to-...Heyy!

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We Played the Guessing Game Mom: What did you do at school today?

Mark: We played a guessing game.

Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam?

Mark: That’s right.

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My math teacher hates mixed fractions I'm guessing that's why what she teaches is improper.

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I had my appendix taken out when I was a kid. They said it was useless, but based on my life since then, I'm guessing it controls motivation.

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Not to brag, but I have this psychic ability of guessing what’s inside a wrapped present. It’s a gift.

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I never understood school shooting jokes. I’m guessing they were aimed at a younger audience.

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Little Ghost So this little ghost floated by my room twice headed the same direction: left to right, left to right. I'm guessing it was just deja boo.

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So with the iPhone 6S coming out... I'm guessing it will be a huge 6-s.

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Google - Boy or Girl? Teacher : Google is a girl or a boy..?
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Student: Google is a Girl.....because it won't let you complete
the whole sentence and start guessing, suggesting.....and
you ask only one question.....
but get hundreds of irrelevant answers in seconds...

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What did the cat say in the race car? MMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Context: My 5 year old told me this today. I'm guessing he didn't make it up...

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My wife wanted to go out on a nice date. She's been quiet eversince we left McDonald's. I'm guessing it's because they have no candles.

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Everyone keeps guessing who Rey's parents are, but who delivered her as a baby? OB-Gyn Kenobi

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I've been trying to play two truths and a lie on chatroulette.. Kept guessing that they are playing pantless was the lie..

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I'm guessing Trump has been Rick Rolled too many times ... Because he just gave you up, let you down and deserted you.

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People often say I'm introverted and shy. They never seem to say that when I draw Guessing it's probably the barrel they're suddenly looking into.

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Google is like a girlfriend because.... It won’t let you complete the whole sentence and start guessing, and you ask only one question…..

but get hundreds of irrelevant answers in seconds.

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Someone told me I'm always second guessing myself. I don't do that... I think

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There's 17.2 million of users on this subreddit! Im guessing the number of creative jokes is crazy round here. Round as in like 30 or 40.

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Not to brag, but I have this weird talent in guessing what is inside a wrapped present. You can say...it’s a gift.

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I took a drug test today... I'm guessing I passed, I got a THC+.

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