What is the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond? The savings bond will eventually mature and earn money.
How do you get a guitar player to stop playing? Put a piece of sheet music in front of him.
Why did the guitar player get arrested He was fingering a minor
How do you get a guitar player to shut up? Put sheet music in front of him
How do you get the guitar player off of your porch? Pay for the pizza.
How do you make a guitar player's car more aerodynamic? Take off the pizza delivery sign.
Did you hear about the Guitar Player who got arrested last week? He was caught fingering A minor.
Why did the guitar player get arrested? He fingered "a minor."
What do you call a guitar player without a girlfriend? Homeless
Why did the guitar player get arrested? For fingering a minor
A guitar player was panicking because he couldn't play his open strings His instructor told him don't fret
Why was the guitar player jailed? He fingered A minor
Why did the guitar player go to jail? He fingered A-minor.
I knew a guitar player who died... He was going to a gig when he crashed his pickup into the bridge and broke his neck. It appeared his pedal had stopped working.
What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond? Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.
Michael Jackson should have become a guitar player. He loved fingering minors.
Why did the guitar player go to jail? Because he fingered A Minor
How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp? Give him sheet music.
What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds? Government bonds mature over time and earn money
How did the guitar player bust the G string? He was fingering A Minor.
What do you call a prejudiced 4 stringed guitar player? A racist bassist
Guitar players are actually quite a religious bunch... They've all found Gsus at some point.
What's the difference between a guitar player and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.
The bacteria on U2's guitar player are total badasses. They are living on The Edge.
What do Kevin Spacey and a guitar player have in common? They both like fingering minors.
How can you tell when there's a guitar player at your door? They dont know when to come in and they're using the wrong key.
What's the difference between a guitar player and a couch? A couch can support a family.
What does it mean when a guitar player is drooling out of both sides of his mouth? That the stage is level.