Guitar Player Jokes

What is the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond? The savings bond will eventually mature and earn money.

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How do you get a guitar player to stop playing? Put a piece of sheet music in front of him.

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Funny Guitar Player Jokes
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Why did the guitar player get arrested He was fingering a minor

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How do you get a guitar player to shut up? Put sheet music in front of him

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How do you get the guitar player off of your porch? Pay for the pizza.

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How do you make a guitar player's car more aerodynamic? Take off the pizza delivery sign.

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Did you hear about the Guitar Player who got arrested last week? He was caught fingering A minor.

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Why did the guitar player get arrested? He fingered "a minor."

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What do you call a guitar player without a girlfriend? Homeless

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Why did the guitar player get arrested? For fingering a minor

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A guitar player was panicking because he couldn't play his open strings His instructor told him don't fret

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Why was the guitar player jailed? He fingered A minor

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Why did the guitar player go to jail? He fingered A-minor.

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I knew a guitar player who died... He was going to a gig when he crashed his pickup into the bridge and broke his neck. It appeared his pedal had stopped working.

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What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond? Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

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Michael Jackson should have become a guitar player. He loved fingering minors.

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Why did the guitar player go to jail? Because he fingered A Minor

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How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp? Give him sheet music.

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What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds? Government bonds mature over time and earn money

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How did the guitar player bust the G string? He was fingering A Minor.

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What do you call a prejudiced 4 stringed guitar player? A racist bassist

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Guitar players are actually quite a religious bunch... They've all found Gsus at some point.

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What's the difference between a guitar player and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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The bacteria on U2's guitar player are total badasses. They are living on The Edge.

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What do Kevin Spacey and a guitar player have in common? They both like fingering minors.

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How can you tell when there's a guitar player at your door? They dont know when to come in and they're using the wrong key.

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What's the difference between a guitar player and a couch? A couch can support a family.

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What does it mean when a guitar player is drooling out of both sides of his mouth? That the stage is level.

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