What do you call a prostitute who's upset about gun control? A sandy hooker
Why do Democrats push for more gun control? Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.
Perfect solution to make the Right want gun control... Rename schools to uteruses so they’ll care about kids dying there.
I believe in gun control... ...as long as it's with two hands.
Gun control is very similar to any Muslim It doesn't fly with me.
We need new laws on gun control, because criminals aren't following our current laws! It's funny because gun control doesn't work
I asked a Republican about gun control... He said, "It's bad to politicize today's tragedy! It's too soon to discuss last week's tragedy. It's a bit late to discuss last month's tragedy."
Why don’t Republican politicians introduce stricter gun control bills? Because it’s easier for the NRA to write “no changes.” on the memo line of their donation cheques.
I live in a country with gun control I don’t understand why people in Tshirts think they have the right to bare arms
We don’t need gun control! Their hasn’t been a school shooting in like at least a month
My music teacher gave a lecture about gun control the other day It was a glock and spiel
American gun control What a joke
An hour into thanks giving, and my parents are already out of control.
Mom: if you replace guns with swords, you would have shogun control
Dad: Dentists are all about gum control