What do you call a hacker who can see the future? A 4chan teller.
My bank account was hacked!!! The hacker was so disappointed, he started a fundraiser for me.
Officer: Where did the hacker escape to? Me: I don't know, he just ransomware.
I broke up with my girlfriend, Ruth..
Now her friends call me ruthless.
EDIT: Got hacked. Password and emailed changed, this post was changed to something else for a brief period by the hacker.
A police officer is chasing a hacker
He loses track of him in the streets and asks a passerby:
-Where is he,where is the hacker!?
-I don't know,he ransomware.
I just got scammed by a hacker from Cairo... I guess you could say I've been E-gipped.
Two admins meet at work
"A friend of mine was able to shut down the main server just in 5 minutes!"
"Wow. He is a hacker?"
"No. Just an idiot."
Where did the hacker go? I don't know, he ransomware
A failed tv presenter, a disgraced newspaper editor and a phone hacker walk into a bar.... ..and the barman says "What'll it be, Piers?"
Why hasn't the wanacry hacker gotten caught yet? He ransomware
Officer: How did the hacker escape? Me: I don't know he just ransomware.
What is it called when a hacker poops? Logging out
Officer: Where is the hacker? Me: I don't know, he just ransomware
So the Hacker group Anonymous just declared war on ISIS and Al-Queida Quite ironic that terrorists will be killed by 72 virgins.
I'm an internet hacker, when I'm not home I leave a sign on my door 'Gone phishing'
Officer, where did the hacker go? I don’t know, he ransomware
Officer, how did the hacker escape? Dunno, he just ransomware.
There was a catastrophic cyber attack recently... The government is still looking for the hacker. They think he ran some ware.
How did the hacker escape? He just ransomeware.
There's a support group for burned-out hacker/activists who want to give up the habit. It's called Anonymous Anonymous.
How does a Russian hacker get its malware onto the NSA's computers? By in-Stalin it.
Where did the hacker go? Idk, he ransomeware.
How did the hacker kill himself? Overddos.
What's a hacker's favourite brand of sportswear? A D-DOS.
what did the hacker say when he lost his virginity? I'm in
I know where the WannaCry ransomware hacker is He ransomwhere
Did you hear about the hacker who lives upstairs instead of his mom's basement? That dude is on a different level.
How are feminists and bad hacker groups similar? Both can't take down anything.
What did the hacker do when the police came for him? He ransomware.
My career as a hacker was short lived after I made a suit out of envelopes and climbed through my neighbours windows. Mailwear
Who was the most famous hacker in history? Lizzie Borden.
What did the hacker say at the congressional hearing? "I will answer any related queries to disassembly"
I am part of a like minded hacker group. We are synonymous!
What did the hacker do on his day off? He went Phishing
Why do hacker types sleep in till late in the morning? Because the early bird gets the worm.
What do you call a cat on the computer? A hacker
A hacker locked a bank's financial information down and demanded payment to decrypt them. Police tried to catch him but he ransomeware.