Why are Russians so good at hacking? Because so many of them come from Cyberia
The main lumberjack at my company does some minor computer hacking in his spare time... ...he's our key logger.
What does Donald Trump and a 12 year old have in common? They know a lot about hacking.
Why do companies all around the world fear Vikings? Because of their skills in hacking
Oscars experience mistake awarding Best Picture to Moonlight... Hollywood blames Russian hacking
I just got caught hacking into Mick Jagger's Windows account... He told me, "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!"
Proper finger placement on a keyboard... ... is the difference between a doctor hacking off your appendage.... and a doctor jacking off your appendage.
A guy went for an interview at a big IT company. . . .
. . . . for the position of "Computer Hacking Investigator".
Boss: So, what makes you suitable for this Job?
Guy: I hacked into your computer and invited myself for this interview.
Did you hear about the Bangladeshi computer scientist? Apparently, he is really good at hacking!
Russia admitted today to hacking the DNC in an attempt to get Donald Trump elected They went on to say that they decided not to take any action, however, once they saw Hillary Clinton's campaign strategy.
If you want to be a computer science major, all you have do is get sick. Before long you’ll be coughing and hacking.
What is the most popular hacking tool preferred by hackers in Bangladesh? machetes
what do you call the most famous canadian hacking group? anonymoose.
What do you call a Liberal dilemma? Snowden hacking Hillary's files.
The controversy surrounding Donald Trump and the Russian hacking of American voting machines is being blown way out of proportion... who cares if Putin voted for him.
How do you spot someone trying hacking into your computer? They are wielding an axe.
A priest starts hacking into Vatican computer system
After thousands lines of code, he presses enter, waits for few seconds and when the screen refreshes, he says:
Amen
If virginity was a game.... I would definitely be accused of hacking