How do hair stylists get in shape? Curling Iron.
What did the hair stylist do when the Beach Boys came on? The barber ran
Hannah Baker's short hair is horrendous. I thought her hair stylist would be the thirteenth reason why.
Why do men love dating hair stylists? They think an inch is five inches.
What's a boxing hair stylist's speciality? Bob and weaves
How did the speed runner beat the world record on hair stylist simulator? He took a shortcut.
A girl walks into a hair salon and asks to get her hair done... The hair stylist replies " I can make your hair soft with one condition."