Did you hear about the narcoleptic hair stylist? He dyed in his sleep.
How do hair stylists get in shape? Curling Iron.
What did the hair stylist do when the Beach Boys came on? The barber ran
Hannah Baker's short hair is horrendous. I thought her hair stylist would be the thirteenth reason why.
Why do men love dating hair stylists? They think an inch is five inches.
What's a boxing hair stylist's speciality? Bob and weaves
How did the speed runner beat the world record on hair stylist simulator? He took a shortcut.
A girl walks into a hair salon and asks to get her hair done... The hair stylist replies " I can make your hair soft with one condition."