Halal Jokes

What do you call a Muslim pepper? A halal-peno.

I’m sorry.

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What do you call an Islamic pepper? A Halal-peño.

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Funny Halal Jokes
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What do you call a Muslim festival? Halal-apalooza

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I started a fried chicken joint. In order to be halal, the chickens must be killed in the traditional Islamic manner: It's pretty hard getting the little explosive-filled vests on them, though.

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What did the halal lettuce say to the halal cucumber ? Lets make salat

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I crashed into an Arab guy's halal cart in NYC the other day. It was absolutely destroyed. He said that it was alright, and that mistakes happen, but man, I falafel.

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Halal meat I see that in the US they're complaining about halal meat. They want their meat to be killed the American way... but, honestly, what are the chances of a cow enrolling in high school and being shot by a classmate?

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What do you call a Muslim guy who won’t date fat chicks? Shallow Halal.

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What do you call a Halal pie? Allah mode.

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A Pakistani took over a BBQ restaurant, staff left and were replaced by a guy who did not know much English When asked about what they did the guy defensively claimed "Only halal service. We separated, slaughtered and grilled ourselves"

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What does a Muslim add to spice up his food? A halal-peño.

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This insect is very halal The mosque-ito

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What does a Boko Haram terrorist become after getting his throat slit? Boko Halal.

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Halal in the streets but Haram in the sheets. stole from a comment thread dont sue

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What do you call Muslim guys fighting? Halal beef.

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I crashed into an Arab guy's halal cart in NYC the other day. I falafel.

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A Middle Eastern kid once try to greet me in English Halal

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