What do you call a Muslim pepper?
A halal-peno.
I’m sorry.
What do you call an Islamic pepper? A Halal-peño.
What do you call a Muslim festival? Halal-apalooza
I started a fried chicken joint. In order to be halal, the chickens must be killed in the traditional Islamic manner: It's pretty hard getting the little explosive-filled vests on them, though.
What did the halal lettuce say to the halal cucumber ? Lets make salat
I crashed into an Arab guy's halal cart in NYC the other day. It was absolutely destroyed. He said that it was alright, and that mistakes happen, but man, I falafel.
Halal meat I see that in the US they're complaining about halal meat. They want their meat to be killed the American way... but, honestly, what are the chances of a cow enrolling in high school and being shot by a classmate?
What do you call a Muslim guy who won’t date fat chicks? Shallow Halal.
What do you call a Halal pie? Allah mode.
A Pakistani took over a BBQ restaurant, staff left and were replaced by a guy who did not know much English When asked about what they did the guy defensively claimed "Only halal service. We separated, slaughtered and grilled ourselves"
What does a Muslim add to spice up his food? A halal-peño.
This insect is very halal The mosque-ito
What does a Boko Haram terrorist become after getting his throat slit? Boko Halal.
Halal in the streets but Haram in the sheets. stole from a comment thread dont sue
What do you call Muslim guys fighting? Halal beef.
I crashed into an Arab guy's halal cart in NYC the other day. I falafel.
A Middle Eastern kid once try to greet me in English Halal