Hamilton Jokes

People are really upset about how the cast of Hamilton treated Mike Pence. I mean, the last time people were this upset about something an actor did to a Republican in a theater, the Civil War had just ended.

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Now that there is a musical about Alexander Hamilton, I'm going to make a Musical about the founding of the Webster's English Dictionary It's going to be a play on words

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Ever heard of Alexander Hamilton? Heard he makes bank

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What do you call a party featuring John Adams, Alexander Hamilton and co as guests? A feds era list party.

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DAEEM GURRL . . . you must be suicidal thoughts, cause you've been running through my mind all day. - Jim Hamilton

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Why did Alexander Hamilton get busted for possession? 'Cause he's not throwing away his pot.

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You know Alexander Hamilton was a great man. A real 10/10.

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So Nicole Scherzinger has went from Lewis Hamilton to Ed Sheeran... Well, you know what they say...
Orange is the new black.

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How did Alexander Hamilton die? He got Aaron Burnt

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Not only are Hamilton tickets hard to get, I hear they are expensive. I wouldn't pay more than one Pence to see it.

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You know the ironic thing about the musical Hamilton? You'd be lucky to see Hamilton live, but none of us were lucky enough to see Hamilton *live*.

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I'm writing a sequel to Hamilton Hamilton II: Be in the tomb where it happens.

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What did Perry Mason have for lunch every day? A Hamilton Burger.

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Did you hear the one about the Vegan Crossfitter who saw Hamilton live on Broadway with the original cast? He didn't know which one to talk about first.

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The casting for Hamilton was awful, It makes no sense cast an American to play King George who is obviously British.

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What’s the difference between Hamilton and the president? Hamilton surf for America.

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I once imagined how a conversation between George Washington, Alexander Hamilton, Thomas Jefferson and me would go. Then I remember I'm brown.

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The WHO says the first sign of COVID is bad taste. Looking back at my jokes, it appears I've been infected for years.

-Argus Hamilton

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