People are really upset about how the cast of Hamilton treated Mike Pence. I mean, the last time people were this upset about something an actor did to a Republican in a theater, the Civil War had just ended.
Now that there is a musical about Alexander Hamilton, I'm going to make a Musical about the founding of the Webster's English Dictionary It's going to be a play on words
Ever heard of Alexander Hamilton? Heard he makes bank
What do you call a party featuring John Adams, Alexander Hamilton and co as guests? A feds era list party.
DAEEM GURRL . . . you must be suicidal thoughts, cause you've been running through my mind all day. - Jim Hamilton
Why did Alexander Hamilton get busted for possession? 'Cause he's not throwing away his pot.
You know Alexander Hamilton was a great man. A real 10/10.
So Nicole Scherzinger has went from Lewis Hamilton to Ed Sheeran...
Well, you know what they say...
Orange is the new black.
How did Alexander Hamilton die? He got Aaron Burnt
Not only are Hamilton tickets hard to get, I hear they are expensive. I wouldn't pay more than one Pence to see it.
You know the ironic thing about the musical Hamilton? You'd be lucky to see Hamilton live, but none of us were lucky enough to see Hamilton *live*.
I'm writing a sequel to Hamilton Hamilton II: Be in the tomb where it happens.
What did Perry Mason have for lunch every day? A Hamilton Burger.
Did you hear the one about the Vegan Crossfitter who saw Hamilton live on Broadway with the original cast? He didn't know which one to talk about first.
The casting for Hamilton was awful, It makes no sense cast an American to play King George who is obviously British.
What’s the difference between Hamilton and the president? Hamilton surf for America.
I once imagined how a conversation between George Washington, Alexander Hamilton, Thomas Jefferson and me would go. Then I remember I'm brown.
The WHO says the first sign of COVID is bad taste.
Looking back at my jokes, it appears I've been infected for years.
-Argus Hamilton