Harley Jokes

So a Harley Davidson rolls into a bar and the bartender asks what it'd like. RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM

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Funny Harley Jokes
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This guy walks out of the bathroom when... This guy walks out of the bathroom when a woman says, "Excuse me sir, but your garage door is open."
The guy then replies, "Oh, really? Did you see my Harley?"
She says back, "No, just a small bike, with two flat tires."

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I got a Harley for my wife Pretty good trade if you ask me

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What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley? The position of the dirtbag.

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What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a Hoover vaccuum? The position of the dirt bag.

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What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley? The location of the dirtbag.

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What’s the difference between a vacuum cleaner, and someone who drives a Harley Davidson? Position of the dirt bag.

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What does Joker do when he's not plotting or committing evil crimes? He rides his Harley.

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I told my brother in law, David, to name his son Harley that way I can introduce him as Harley, David's son.

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What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner? Placement of the dirt bag.

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What's the difference between a Hoover vaccum and a Harley Davidson? The position of the dirtbag

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What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a Hoover Vacuum? Where you place the dirt bag.

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What happens when Batman is fighting Harley Quinn? The dark knight rises.

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When does joker not plot crimes? When he's riding his Harley

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I would love to buy a Harley Davidson motorcycle... But I can't afford all the shirts.

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What’s the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The position of the dirtbag

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What's the difference between a Hoover Vacuum and a Harley Davidson motorcycle? The position of the dirtbag.

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What's the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? Which end the dirt bag is on.

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What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a Vacuum? The dirt bag is on the inside of the vacuum

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What's the difference between a Harley and a Hoover Vacuum? ​

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With a Harley the dirt bag is on the outside.

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What's the only difference between a vacuum and a Harley? Where the dirt bag sits.

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What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner? A vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

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What's the difference between a vacuum and a Harley Davidson? The position of the dirtbag

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What's the difference between a Hoover vacuum cleaner and a Harley motorcycle? The position of the dirtbag.

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What's the Difference between a Harley Davidson Motorcycle and a Hoover vacuum? The Hoover vacuum only carries one dirt bag.

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Harley The quickest way to turn gasoline into noise without the side effect of horsepower

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What's the differemce between a Harley and a Hoover? The position of the dirtbag.

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Why does Harley drivers never wave back at other motorcyclists? Because its too hard controlling a wheel barrel with one hand.

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What is the resemblance between Harley-Davidsons and their owners? They both can't get it up.

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Harley Davidson came out with a harvesting tool. They call it a motorsickle.

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I'm making an extremely addictive mobile game about the new Harley Quinn movie. I'm gonna name it "Floppy Bird".

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