So a Harley Davidson rolls into a bar and the bartender asks what it'd like. RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM RUM
This guy walks out of the bathroom when...
This guy walks out of the bathroom when a woman says, "Excuse me sir, but your garage door is open."
The guy then replies, "Oh, really? Did you see my Harley?"
She says back, "No, just a small bike, with two flat tires."
I got a Harley for my wife Pretty good trade if you ask me
What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley? The position of the dirtbag.
What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a Hoover vaccuum? The position of the dirt bag.
What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley? The location of the dirtbag.
What’s the difference between a vacuum cleaner, and someone who drives a Harley Davidson? Position of the dirt bag.
What does Joker do when he's not plotting or committing evil crimes? He rides his Harley.
I told my brother in law, David, to name his son Harley that way I can introduce him as Harley, David's son.
What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner? Placement of the dirt bag.
What's the difference between a Hoover vaccum and a Harley Davidson? The position of the dirtbag
What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a Hoover Vacuum? Where you place the dirt bag.
What happens when Batman is fighting Harley Quinn? The dark knight rises.
When does joker not plot crimes? When he's riding his Harley
I would love to buy a Harley Davidson motorcycle... But I can't afford all the shirts.
What’s the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The position of the dirtbag
What's the difference between a Hoover Vacuum and a Harley Davidson motorcycle? The position of the dirtbag.
What's the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? Which end the dirt bag is on.
What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a Vacuum? The dirt bag is on the inside of the vacuum
What's the difference between a Harley and a Hoover Vacuum?
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With a Harley the dirt bag is on the outside.
What's the only difference between a vacuum and a Harley? Where the dirt bag sits.
What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner? A vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.
What's the difference between a vacuum and a Harley Davidson? The position of the dirtbag
What's the difference between a Hoover vacuum cleaner and a Harley motorcycle? The position of the dirtbag.
What's the Difference between a Harley Davidson Motorcycle and a Hoover vacuum? The Hoover vacuum only carries one dirt bag.
Harley The quickest way to turn gasoline into noise without the side effect of horsepower
What's the differemce between a Harley and a Hoover? The position of the dirtbag.
Why does Harley drivers never wave back at other motorcyclists? Because its too hard controlling a wheel barrel with one hand.
What is the resemblance between Harley-Davidsons and their owners? They both can't get it up.
Harley Davidson came out with a harvesting tool. They call it a motorsickle.
I'm making an extremely addictive mobile game about the new Harley Quinn movie. I'm gonna name it "Floppy Bird".