Heath Jokes

Good for Christian Bale, visiting the victims of the Aurora, Colorado massacre. I heard some of them even got to meet Heath Ledger.

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I've been waiting on Stephen Hawking to tell his racist joke... I mean, it's got to be a good one – he's been looking over his shoulder for years.

(from my brother Heath).

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TIL Gerry Rafferty of Stealers Wheel is buried in the same graveyard as Ronald McDonald and Heath Ledger. He has a clown to the left of him and a joker to the right.

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Obi-Wan Kenobi didn’t kill Darth Maul in Episode 1. He only brought him to half heath.

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Funny Heath Jokes
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I have a spreadsheet wherein I track all the chocolate toffee bars I've eaten. It's my Heath ledger.

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I have a spreadsheet in which I keep count of every chocolate toffee bar. I call it my Heath ledger.

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What's the difference between Heath Ledger and Heath Ledger jokes? Heath Ledger jokes can get old....

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Where does the Joker keep a record of his favourite shrubland areas? Heath Ledger.

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Some joker lost his book logging all of his chocolate-covered English toffee bar purchases. It was a Heath ledger.

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Why would Jake Gylenhall make the perfect Joker? Because he literally has Heath Ledger inside of him #brokebackmountain

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What does The Joker use to keep track of his candy bar expenses? Heath Ledger.

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