Two toothpicks are hanging out in a forest,
... when all of a sudden they see a hedgehog passing by. So, one of them shrugs and goes like, "Hm, I didn't even know they had public transportation here."
[my gf's fav joke, literal translation from German]
A toothpick saw a hedgehog. “Oh wow, a bus.” It says.
Soon after becoming a Muslim, Sonic the Hedgehog realised that the month of Ramadan had already begun... "Gotta go fast!"
Two toothpicks are walking the forest.
When all of a sudden a hedgehog walks by. The one toothpick says to the other,
"When did this place get a bus?"
What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?
"Gotta go fast!"
^I'll^see^myself^out...
Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road? Because he wanted to see his flat mate.
What do Winnie the Pooh,Sonic the Hedgehog and Alexander the Great have in common?
The same middle name.
Sorry for the bad joke.
What do you get when an hedgehog and a Snake make a child Barbed wire
What do an anorexic person and Sonic the Hedgehog have in common? They both gotta go fast.
What did Sonic the Hedgehog say 24 hours before he got a blood test? Gotta go fast.
Who is the most poetic videogame character? Sonnet the Hedgehog
Hedgehog was pulling a rope in the forest The rabbit saw and asked: "Why you are pulling this rope?" "You know... It's very hard to push it"replied hedgehog.
What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan? Gotta go fast
What do you call a pig stuck in a topiary? A hedgehog.
So the trailer for Sonic the Hedgehog was released on the eve of Ramadan Looks like he’s gotta go fast
Why does Sonic the Hedgehog have human teeth? Rule 34
Me: Can I have a turn In the hedge now? Hedgehog: No!
What do you get when you mix a bush and a motorcycle? A hedgehog
Fasting. What a Jamaican calls Sonic the Hedgehog
A joke I came up with the other day
Two hedgehogs were at a wedding. One of the hedgehogs asked if the other would like to dance with him.
The other hedgehog responded, “Sure, but I might poke ya,”
Shakespeare loved to play video games... His favorite was Sonnet the hedgehog
What do you get when you cross a pokemon with a hedgehog Regrets
What do you get when you cross a shrubbery with a pig? A hedgehog!
The hedgehog
2 toothpicks are standing near a country lane, chatting with each other.
After a few minutes a hedgehog crosses the street.
Both toothpicks were very suprised: « Wow, I am amazed that there are still busses driving here! »
What's Shakespeare's favorite video game? Sonnet the hedgehog
What do you call a drunk blue hedgehog? Gin and sonic.
What does Sonic the Hedgehog wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo
If you see a hedgehog in your bonfire remove it After 40 minutes for well done then season with salt and pepper.
What's the name of Sonic the Hedgehog's drug business Sonic SPEED
I would make a joke about Silver the Hedgehog...
...but it's no use.
^^^^^^For ^^^^^^Sonic ^^^^^^fans.