Hedgehog Jokes

Two toothpicks are hanging out in a forest, ... when all of a sudden they see a hedgehog passing by. So, one of them shrugs and goes like, "Hm, I didn't even know they had public transportation here."

[my gf's fav joke, literal translation from German]

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Funny Hedgehog Jokes
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A toothpick saw a hedgehog. “Oh wow, a bus.” It says.

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Soon after becoming a Muslim, Sonic the Hedgehog realised that the month of Ramadan had already begun... "Gotta go fast!"

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Two toothpicks are walking the forest. When all of a sudden a hedgehog walks by. The one toothpick says to the other,

"When did this place get a bus?"

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What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan? "Gotta go fast!"

^I'll^see^myself^out...

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Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road? Because he wanted to see his flat mate.

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What do Winnie the Pooh,Sonic the Hedgehog and Alexander the Great have in common? The same middle name.


Sorry for the bad joke.

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What do you get when an hedgehog and a Snake make a child Barbed wire

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What do an anorexic person and Sonic the Hedgehog have in common? They both gotta go fast.

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What did Sonic the Hedgehog say 24 hours before he got a blood test? Gotta go fast.

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Who is the most poetic videogame character? Sonnet the Hedgehog

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Hedgehog was pulling a rope in the forest The rabbit saw and asked: "Why you are pulling this rope?" "You know... It's very hard to push it"replied hedgehog.

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What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan? Gotta go fast

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What do you call a pig stuck in a topiary? A hedgehog.

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So the trailer for Sonic the Hedgehog was released on the eve of Ramadan Looks like he’s gotta go fast

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Why does Sonic the Hedgehog have human teeth? Rule 34

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Me: Can I have a turn In the hedge now? Hedgehog: No!

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What do you get when you mix a bush and a motorcycle? A hedgehog

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Fasting. What a Jamaican calls Sonic the Hedgehog

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A joke I came up with the other day Two hedgehogs were at a wedding. One of the hedgehogs asked if the other would like to dance with him.
The other hedgehog responded, “Sure, but I might poke ya,”

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Shakespeare loved to play video games... His favorite was Sonnet the hedgehog

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What do you get when you cross a pokemon with a hedgehog Regrets

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What do you get when you cross a shrubbery with a pig? A hedgehog!

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The hedgehog 2 toothpicks are standing near a country lane, chatting with each other.
After a few minutes a hedgehog crosses the street.
Both toothpicks were very suprised: « Wow, I am amazed that there are still busses driving here! »

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What's Shakespeare's favorite video game? Sonnet the hedgehog

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What do you call a drunk blue hedgehog? Gin and sonic.

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What does Sonic the Hedgehog wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo

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If you see a hedgehog in your bonfire remove it After 40 minutes for well done then season with salt and pepper.

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What's the name of Sonic the Hedgehog's drug business Sonic SPEED

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I would make a joke about Silver the Hedgehog... ...but it's no use.

^^^^^^For ^^^^^^Sonic ^^^^^^fans.

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