The three most well known languages in India are English, Hindi, and... JavaScript
TIL that the Hindi word for "penny" is derived from the word for bread, as in the ancient Indus valley, small and dense pieces of bread were used as currency Sounds like a bunch of naan-cents to me
I wanted to see if this Hindi joke still works in English
My son.
Nope, still useless.
What did the Hindi man say to his mother when she was about to leave? Namaste.
Why can't Hindi people fight with each other? Because they can't have beef!
My Indian friend asked me, "Have you tried Sugandhi?"
Not knowing what it is and thinking it sounded vaguely like some Hindi words I've heard before, I politely asked, "What's Sugandhi?"
He replied equally politely, "Sugandhis nutz".
What do you call an American that goes to India to "find themselves"
Gora the explorer
(Gora means white/very light skin tones in Hindi)
What's hindi for milf? Mumbae
My boss told me that my friend was sick... I thought he was Hindi.
What do you call Dalai Lama eating cream?
Malai Lama
(Malai is cream in Hindi)
Why cant you have beef with hindis? Cause you don't want be killed in a hindi fundamentalist riot XD
The joke I used to tell people in Hindi
Friend: “*is studying*”
Me: why are you are studying
Friend: why aren’t you studying we go an exam in 1 hour
Me: If I don’t study I will fail, if I do I will still fail