Hip Hop Jokes

Funny Hip Hop Jokes
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My Hip Hop name is DJ Green Onion. But you can call me Rapscallion.

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Dr Dre may not be a real medic but... ...he's performed hundreds of hip hop orations.

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What kind of music do chiropractors like? Hip hop.

What kind of music does the grim reaper like? Death metal and Soul.

I'm sorry.

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What type of music does the Easter Bunny like? Hip Hop.

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A hippopotamus walks into a bar. He buys a drink for the rabbit on the bar stool. She bats her eyes at him. He asks for a dance.. The rabbit says "tango?"

He says "nope.... Lets do Hip Hop!"

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What music didn't the Beatles invent? Hip Hop, the weren't grasshoppers after all

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A hip hop fan walks into a shop to buy cigarettes. He bought Tupac.

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Queen released a hip hop version of their song. It's called Bohemian Rap City

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What's a frog's favorite type of music? Hip hop

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The Park Ranger told me not to leave any wrappers inside my car otherwise bears might try and break into it.... I didn't know bears were so into Hip Hop

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What's it called when a rabbit walks to its own beat? Hip hop

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Why did all the residents of Flint, MI switch from the hip hop station to the classic rock radio station? They wanted to get the lead out.

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Why are organic farmers the best hip hop artists? Because they make the best beets.

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What allowed the B boys to make it in hip hop and drum n bass? The A men break

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Everytime there's a new hip hop tragedy, I always respond the same way... Thots & Playahs

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What kind of music do rabbits listen to? HIP HOP

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What's the Easter Bunny's favorite type of music? Hip Hop!

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Three cheers for rap music. Hip Hop...

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Dr Dre may not be a real medic... ...but he has performed hundreds of hip hop orations.

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Today I found out my apathetic teenage son is secretly a old school hip hop prodigy. The only thing that ever comes out of his mouth is nahs.

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If I were an Islamic hip hop artist.. My name would be Allah Hotbarz

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What do you call a green onion that's into hip hop? A rapscallion.

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Hip Hop and Math What do you call The Weeknd and his DJs on a bus?



An Abelian group.

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I've invented a cigarette that only works when you play hip hop. It burns Tupacco.

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How is searching soundcloud for hip hop just like spilling all your friend's secrets? Either way you get a bad rap.

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What did the Hip Hop fan say when Notorious BIG died? No biggie.

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(OC)) If some impish scamps did a hip hop cover of the Booker T. and the M.G.'s song Green Onions... ...would they be Rap Scallions?

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I went to see a Chinese hip hop group and they were great, but they kept coughing on stage. They were the Wuhan Clan.

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