My Hip Hop name is DJ Green Onion. But you can call me Rapscallion.
Dr Dre may not be a real medic but... ...he's performed hundreds of hip hop orations.
What kind of music do chiropractors like?
Hip hop.
What kind of music does the grim reaper like? Death metal and Soul.
I'm sorry.
What type of music does the Easter Bunny like? Hip Hop.
A hippopotamus walks into a bar. He buys a drink for the rabbit on the bar stool. She bats her eyes at him. He asks for a dance..
The rabbit says "tango?"
He says "nope.... Lets do Hip Hop!"
What music didn't the Beatles invent? Hip Hop, the weren't grasshoppers after all
A hip hop fan walks into a shop to buy cigarettes. He bought Tupac.
Queen released a hip hop version of their song. It's called Bohemian Rap City
What's a frog's favorite type of music? Hip hop
The Park Ranger told me not to leave any wrappers inside my car otherwise bears might try and break into it.... I didn't know bears were so into Hip Hop
What's it called when a rabbit walks to its own beat? Hip hop
Why did all the residents of Flint, MI switch from the hip hop station to the classic rock radio station? They wanted to get the lead out.
Why are organic farmers the best hip hop artists? Because they make the best beets.
What allowed the B boys to make it in hip hop and drum n bass? The A men break
Everytime there's a new hip hop tragedy, I always respond the same way... Thots & Playahs
What kind of music do rabbits listen to? HIP HOP
What's the Easter Bunny's favorite type of music? Hip Hop!
Three cheers for rap music. Hip Hop...
Dr Dre may not be a real medic... ...but he has performed hundreds of hip hop orations.
Today I found out my apathetic teenage son is secretly a old school hip hop prodigy. The only thing that ever comes out of his mouth is nahs.
If I were an Islamic hip hop artist.. My name would be Allah Hotbarz
What do you call a green onion that's into hip hop? A rapscallion.
Hip Hop and Math
What do you call The Weeknd and his DJs on a bus?
An Abelian group.
I've invented a cigarette that only works when you play hip hop. It burns Tupacco.
How is searching soundcloud for hip hop just like spilling all your friend's secrets? Either way you get a bad rap.
What did the Hip Hop fan say when Notorious BIG died? No biggie.
(OC)) If some impish scamps did a hip hop cover of the Booker T. and the M.G.'s song Green Onions... ...would they be Rap Scallions?
I went to see a Chinese hip hop group and they were great, but they kept coughing on stage. They were the Wuhan Clan.