Hiroshima Jokes

It’s a little known fact that chuck Norris was dropped twice as a child Once on Hiroshima and once on Nagasaki

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My grandfather survived both the Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombings Being in Canada helped.

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The United States ruined Hiroshima. Which American city did Japan ruin? Detroit

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Hiroshima Edit: Wow this blew up!

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My grandpa survived both the Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombings. Being in Australia helped.

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice as a baby. We know them today as Nagasaki and Hiroshima.

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Funny Hiroshima Jokes
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What made rice krispies before kellogs Hiroshima

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The August 1945 atomic bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

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The three greatest disaster of the 20th century: hiroshima '45
chernobyl '86
windows '95

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What did the Japanese man say as the Hiroshima sky was filled with the light of an atomic bomb, in a split second? Wow this blew up fast.

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What are the origins of rice Krispys? They were invented in Hiroshima, 1945.

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What do you call a Japanese photobomb? Hiroshima.

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The prime minister of Japan finally decides to enact revenge on the US for Hiroshima & Nagasaki. He decides to nuke the rednecks and he calls it: Operation Fried Okra-homa

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What do you call a citizen of Hiroshima? A rice crispy

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Some people say “oh man” while some people say “oh boy” The difference between Nagasaki and Hiroshima

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The flash from the Hiroshima bomb was so bright... ...that even today, people there walk around with their eyes in a squint

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I was pulled offstage and beaten mercilessly while singing karaoke at a bar in Hiroshima, Japan In hindsight, maybe "I Dropped a Bomb on You", wasn't the wisest of song choices.

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I was talking to a Hiroshima survivor about his near death experience... He told me he saw the light

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Last week I visited Japan. Tokyo, Kyoto, Osaka, all were great places. But my favorite were Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Those places were the bomb.

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What's the difference between Nicolas Cage and the bombing of Hiroshima? About 60 seconds.

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I was really hesitant about going to Hiroshima for vacation but it was a blast!

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