Homophobic Jokes

Funny Homophobic Jokes
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Dentists are racist and homophobic. They want to make your teeth white and straight.

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Why did the homophobic buffalo cry? It had a bison.

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What's a homophobic child's worst nightmare? A monster coming out of the closet

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I'm homophobic the same way in arachnophobic.. I don't hate spiders or homosexuals but id still scream if I seen one in the bath.

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Whenever I see a man wearing a skirt, I run away. It’s not that I’m homophobic, I’m just afraid he’ll start to play the bagpipes.

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I'm homophobic. That's why I'll never own a home.

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Trump has been criticized for being incredibly sexist, homophobic, fundementalist, and wanting to bring back slavery In other words, he's been criticized for acting like a Muslim.

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A Cuban, a Canadian, and a homophobic walk into a bar The bartender says, "What'll it be, Senator Cruz?"

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What is a homophobic child's worst nightmare? A monster coming out of the closet!

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Why didn't the homophobic man wear clothes? Because they came out of the closet.

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I was accused of being homophobic today I honestly just prefer apartments

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What is white and hurts a homophobic man if it lands on him? An airplane

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I'm so homophobic, I eat my hotdogs sideways.

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I'm homophobic... I'm afraid of houses.

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I feel sorry for homophobic people Imagine being scared of your own home

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There's a homophobic monster under your bed... That hates the monster in your closet.

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I hate disappointing people in general. So instead of telling my boss I’m gonna quit... I’ve been tweeting homophobic and racist epithets for 8 months now, but sadly I’m still here.

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What do you call a homophobic hobo? Homoless

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I used to think I was homophobic. It turns out that I was just afraid of monsters in the closet.

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America has never been a homophobic nation.. He grew up with 4 fathers.

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How many homophobic people does it take to change a lightbulb? It doesn't matter, they are scared off change even if it makes the world a bit brighter.

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Have you heard about that new movie, "The Homophobic Preacher"? Hasn't come out yet.

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Why are homosexuals usually so pale? Because there's no light in the closet.

P.S: No, I'm not homophobic.

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I'm homophobic. I'm afraid of my own house.

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Why do people in the Middle-East tend to be homophobic? They have had bad experiences with mandates.

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What is the sound of a homophobic magician? "POOF!"

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So a vegan crossfitter and a homophobic priest simultaneously walk in to a bar.. Then they both went to the hospital for head wounds.

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Vending machines are so homophobic Like, I'm sorry my dollar bill wasn't straight enough for you.

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I feel bad for homophobic people Imagine being scared of your own home

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What not to do in front of sensitive homophobic people mince your words

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Trump and Pence are so homophobic ... ... they couldn't get a mandate.

HAHAHA! A lot of people are going to die in the next 4 years.

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