Dentists are racist and homophobic. They want to make your teeth white and straight.
Why did the homophobic buffalo cry? It had a bison.
What's a homophobic child's worst nightmare? A monster coming out of the closet
I'm homophobic the same way in arachnophobic.. I don't hate spiders or homosexuals but id still scream if I seen one in the bath.
Whenever I see a man wearing a skirt, I run away. It’s not that I’m homophobic, I’m just afraid he’ll start to play the bagpipes.
I'm homophobic. That's why I'll never own a home.
Trump has been criticized for being incredibly sexist, homophobic, fundementalist, and wanting to bring back slavery In other words, he's been criticized for acting like a Muslim.
A Cuban, a Canadian, and a homophobic walk into a bar The bartender says, "What'll it be, Senator Cruz?"
What is a homophobic child's worst nightmare? A monster coming out of the closet!
Why didn't the homophobic man wear clothes? Because they came out of the closet.
I was accused of being homophobic today I honestly just prefer apartments
What is white and hurts a homophobic man if it lands on him? An airplane
I'm so homophobic, I eat my hotdogs sideways.
I'm homophobic... I'm afraid of houses.
I feel sorry for homophobic people Imagine being scared of your own home
There's a homophobic monster under your bed... That hates the monster in your closet.
I hate disappointing people in general. So instead of telling my boss I’m gonna quit... I’ve been tweeting homophobic and racist epithets for 8 months now, but sadly I’m still here.
What do you call a homophobic hobo? Homoless
I used to think I was homophobic. It turns out that I was just afraid of monsters in the closet.
America has never been a homophobic nation.. He grew up with 4 fathers.
How many homophobic people does it take to change a lightbulb? It doesn't matter, they are scared off change even if it makes the world a bit brighter.
Have you heard about that new movie, "The Homophobic Preacher"? Hasn't come out yet.
Why are homosexuals usually so pale?
Because there's no light in the closet.
P.S: No, I'm not homophobic.
I'm homophobic. I'm afraid of my own house.
Why do people in the Middle-East tend to be homophobic? They have had bad experiences with mandates.
What is the sound of a homophobic magician? "POOF!"
So a vegan crossfitter and a homophobic priest simultaneously walk in to a bar.. Then they both went to the hospital for head wounds.
Vending machines are so homophobic Like, I'm sorry my dollar bill wasn't straight enough for you.
I feel bad for homophobic people Imagine being scared of your own home
What not to do in front of sensitive homophobic people mince your words
Trump and Pence are so homophobic ...
... they couldn't get a mandate.
HAHAHA! A lot of people are going to die in the next 4 years.