Hilarious Hot Air Balloon Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

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TIFU in a hot air balloon ... It was amazing.

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What does a hot air balloon and a homeless person have in common No visible means of support

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BOSS: How was your weekend? **ME:** Oh man, I got so high.

**BOSS:** it’s against company policy-

**ME:** I took a ride in a hot air balloon...

**BOSS:** Oh, haha well then-

**ME:** then the edibles kicked in.

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Went on my first hot air balloon ride today I was blown away

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I didn’t get the joke about the hot air balloon. I think it was over my head.

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Man in a hot air balloon is lost over West Virginia He looks down and sees a redneck on the porch of his trailer and shouts down to him

“Where am I ?”
The Redneck looks back up and shouts back,

"You can't fool me. You're in that basket up there."

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I'm waiting to invest in a hot air balloon I don't want to lose my life's savings to inflation

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I have only ever seen hot air balloons in the morning I guess they’re all early risers

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A physicist insisted on his wife giving birth on a hot air balloon. When his son turned out to be a shame on the family, he told him: "You had so much potential!"

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Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket? He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.

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I was going to invest in a hot air balloon..... but it's a bit up in the air at the moment

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I have a job working with hot air balloons It has its highs and lows

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A Scottish man, an Irish man, and a English man are all in a hot air balloon. Somehow

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i was dating a hot air balloonist at least she let me down gently

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I had an idea for a hot air balloon underwear company. I couldn't get it off the ground.

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What do you call the basket on a hot air balloon? A balooney bin. Fuuuuuuck I hate myself.

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Hot Air Balloons are like Marijuana... The more you blaze it, the higher you become.

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Mr. Banks began to fill his hot air balloon for a trip across London To his delight a few minutes later, he found that it'd gained a pound due to inflation

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A man lost a hot air balloon He wasn't cool about it

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The only qualification you need to be a hot air balloon pilot is to not be a coward

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