Housing Jokes

Do you remember when you were a kid and whenever you cried, your parents would say, “I’ll give you a reason to cry!?" I always thought they were going to hit me, not that they were going to destroy the housing market 20 years later.

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An unpaid internship is nothing like actual slavery Slaves are given food and housing.

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Funny Housing Jokes
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Remember when you were a kid and when you cried your parents said, "I'll give you a reason to cry"? I always thought they were gunna hit me, not that they were going to destroy the housing market 20 years later.

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If Trump is elected president... He will be the first billionaire to move into government housing after a black man.

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Remember when we cried as kids and our parents said, "I'll give you something to cry about" We thought they were going to hit us but instead they destroyed the housing market.

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A white guy makes 400k a year but still lives in government housing... ...Trump really abuses the system.

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If Trump gets elected... ...it will be the first time in History that a billionaire moves into public housing vacated by a black family.

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The university president was inconsolable when the wing housing social sciences and languages burned down. "Oh, the Humanities!" he cried.

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My grandma died after eating too many gingerbread houses last night... The doctors diagnosed her with a rare case of "munch-housing-syndrom"

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What an age we live in... ... when a family of billionaires moves into government subsidized housing previously occupied by black people.

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What do you call a group of Islamic people living in poor housing? Muslums

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Why are housing prices in Toronto falling? Because the market got flooded.

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What do you call a group of 10 insects that live in a housing complex? Tenants

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Obama proved a black man can even be president.. And that no matter how high up a black man gets he can't get out of government housing!

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You gotta love the baby boomers though, they gave us housing To look at

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Remember when we would cry as kids and our parents would say "I'll give you something to cry about." We though they were gonna hit us but then they went and destroyed the ozone, housing market, and affordable college.

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The White House has become low income housing and it’s main tenant is a broke, deadbeat There goes the neighborhood!

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If Trump becomes president... It would be the first instance of a white billionaire kicking a black family out of public housing.

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I'm thinking of starting a business will use free child labor in exchange for temporary housing. Although I don't know if I can compete with the Girl Scouts...

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First time in U.S. history A white billionaire will replace a black man in government housing.

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Been thinking of buying property in Syria... heard the housing markets been booming.

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If we want Congress to agree we should just replace the people with horses Sure the neighs would carry every vote. But hay, at least the housing market would be stable.


I'll show myself out

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The new Space Force is going to cost the government billions in unforeseen expenses. The military housing allowance will go through the roof because the cost of living in space is astronomical.

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Where do the lower income lice live? Pubic housing

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90's kids won't get this 😂😂😂 Affordable housing prices

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What is a welfare queen? You live in government housing, five kids by three baby mamas, and the IRS after you

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If Trump replaces Obama as president, Then it will be the first time a white billionaire moves into government subsidized housing after a black family moved out.

Edit: Billionaire

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Japan's economy crashed in the 90s because their housing bubble was so bad, the Imperial Palace was worth all the land in California. I *wish* houses out here could still be that cheap!

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Remember when we cried as kids and our parents said, "I'll give you something to cry about" We though got they were going to hit us but instead they destroyed the housing market, quadrupled college tuition and melted the ice caps

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What do I know about the housing market? There’s a lot

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My friend is a realtor in Miami and she said everyone is selling I asked her why and she told me the housing market here is sinking. But isn’t the economy getting better, I asked? Sure, she said, but that won’t help with global warming.

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I tried to find out if my ex had an arrest record by now... ...apparently that saint is housing the homeless for a living. FML

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What was the favorite food of lenders during the housing bubble? Subprime ribs.

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It's been recently discovered that some police officers absolutely love living in all-white housing developments, while others absolutely hate it -- for the EXACT SAME reason. Can you guess what it is? YOU CAN'T BEAT THE NEIGHBORS!!

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What do I know about the housing market Alot

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