I know how to make a small fortune from gambling start with a large fortune
How to make a girl laugh Step One: ask her out.
How to make an idiot curious? I'll post the answer tomorrow.
You know how to make a dead baby float? 2 scoops of dead baby and a coke....
Today I learned how to make an Irish cocktail. Take a half glass of whiskey and add it to another half glass of whiskey.
My kids were very excited to learn how to make a hamburger. They seemed to lose interest after I cut the cow's throat.
You know how to make an Arabian phone explode? Put it on airplane mode.
How to make america great again? Make it terrible first so that returning to normal looks like it is making it great.
You know how to make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
How to make a dog drink? Just put it in a blender
How to make a good joke Wait this isn’t google
Whats the difference between a vitamin and a hormone I don't know how to make a vitamin
Do you know how to make a dumb person curious?
“No, how?”
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“I’ll tell you tomorrow.”
My 87 year old, retired navy grandpa told this joke at family dinner after I graduated physician assistant school: "Well did they teach you how to make a hormone?" Step on her toe
How to make an ice cube melt faster? Talk to it and get into a heated argument
I figured out how to make a million dollars on the stock market Invest two million
How to make a strawberry shake? Take it to a scary movie
Do you want to find out how to make an idiot busy? Expand this post Do you want to find out how to make an idiot busy? Read the title
Mixologists, bartenders, how to make a smoky manhattan? You fly a plane into the WTC
Scientists have discovered how to make a hormone... ... they don't pay her.
Do you know how to make a cat go woof? Soak it in gasoline and light it on fire and it goes woof!
How to make a hormone? Simple. Don't pay her.
You want to know how to make a dumb person curious? Person 2: no how?
Always a seasonal delight, today we will look at how to make a pumpkin roll :
Step 1. Get a pumpkin.
Step 2. Take your pumpkin to the top of a hill.
Step 3. Give it a little push.
Step 4. Enjoy.
Do you guys know how to make antifreeze? Just hide her nightgown!
How to make a person with anger issues angry? Tell them that they have anger issues.
how to make any Canadian really angry When they tell you that they love hokey, ask them which type.
How to make a feminist mad?
1. Be a straight white male.
2. Wait for it.
I told this woman that I still had not forgotten how to make a spacerocket. You can not forget what you never learned.
Did you hear they figured out how to make an environmentalist dance? They used an Al Gore rhythm.
How to make a baby float?
Two scoops vanilla ice cream
One scoop dead baby