What language does your stomach speak? Hungarian!
A Hungarian cockroach was telling terrible jokes at an open mic night. What do you do? Budapest
What do you call a Hungarian insect who won't leave siddhartha alone? A Buddha-pest.
What language a stomach speaks? Hungarian
What do you get when you burn a Hungarian ghost? Ghoul-ash!
An immigration officer asks a drunk man if he's Hungarian he says "yep, but my name's not Arian"
This Hungarian guy won’t stop asking me for nudes. What a booty pest.
My mom's Welsh and my dad's Hungarian
Her: What's that make you?
Me: Wel-hung
Cold War Hungarian Joke Communism is the noble struggle by the proletariat to overcome problems that only exist under Communism.
What do you call an annoying Hungarian person? A Budapest. Did a quick Google search and couldn't find this joke anywhere. Taking the credit for making it up but someone somewhere must have uttered those words before.
A man from Hungary is fighting a well-endowed German It's a Hungarian vs. a Hung-Aryan
What is another name for the Austro-Hungarian empire? Frankenreich
...just purchased a Hungarian clock! ...it went back fo~~u~~r seconds!
What do you call a Hungarian bug in your buttcrack? A Booty-pest.
My father is Hungarian and my mother is Welsh That makes me well hung....
What do you call a Hungarian floatation device with no worries Nem bouy
What do the colors in the Hungarian flag stand for?
Red: paprika
Whie: a complicated language
Green: courageous warriors
Blue: migrants
What did the Hungarian say when he was tired? He said "I'm tired," but in Hungarian.