My wife slapped me when I told her I'm buying her a puppy for Christmas. I thought she'd be excited to hear that she's getting a little husky...
A customer's corn broke through her bag. I told her it was too husky. She stared at me blankly. Something must've been wrong with her ears.
Why does the dog not appreciate being called fat? Because he's just a little Husky.
My miniature Siberian dog is gaining weight too fast. He’s a little Husky.
Did you hear about the guy whose vocal cords were damaged in an accident, so they had to do a transplant from a puppy? He's doing okay but his voice is a little husky now.
I used to have a border collie... ...then my parents fed him too much and he became husky.
I'm not saying my neighbor's dog is fat But she's more than a little husky.
I told the corn he wasn't fat, just a little husky. He didn't know how to take the compliment tho I guess it went against the grain.
What's the difference between a trump supporter and a newly adopted Siberian husky? The dog has the mental fortitude to realize he's just gotten owned by a Russian.
I should put my dog on a diet... He is getting a little husky
Why did the dog feel insecure in her bathing suit? She was a little husky.
What do you call a puppy that is on the fatter side? A little husky.
Dog furries aren’t fat Their just a little husky
I like my women how I like my sled dogs... a little husky
What’s a corn farmers favorite kind of dog A Husky
I started breeding pygmy malamutes, and I gave one to my SO, but they left me before they saw the puppy.
All I said was,
"Hey, you're getting a little husky."
Why did the dog get stuck in the cat door? He was a little husky
What kind of dog likes corn? A Husky
What kind of dog loves the internet? A cyber-ian husky!