Hysterectomy Jokes

I finally agreed to play doctor with my girlfriend... now she's suing me for performing a hysterectomy.

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Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed razor
blade? She gave herself a tonsillectomy, an appendectomy, a hysterectomy, and circumcised three of the doctors on her shift.

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I get so bothered by people who use words without knowing what they mean it always gives me a huge hysterectomy on the side of my head.

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What do you call a cow thats had a hysterectomy? Decaffeinated.

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What did the Cannibal Hysterectomy Surgeon have for dinner? Left Ovaries.

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What do you call a cow that's recently had a hysterectomy? Decaffeinated.

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I always thought a vasectomy was similar to a hysterectomy But there's a vas deferens

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Funny Hysterectomy Jokes
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My grandmother tried keeping her hysterectomy a secret... ...but the doctors let the cat out of the bag.

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