I finally agreed to play doctor with my girlfriend... now she's suing me for performing a hysterectomy.
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed razor
blade?
She gave herself a tonsillectomy, an appendectomy, a hysterectomy, and circumcised three of the doctors on her shift.
I get so bothered by people who use words without knowing what they mean it always gives me a huge hysterectomy on the side of my head.
What do you call a cow thats had a hysterectomy? Decaffeinated.
What did the Cannibal Hysterectomy Surgeon have for dinner? Left Ovaries.
What do you call a cow that's recently had a hysterectomy? Decaffeinated.
I always thought a vasectomy was similar to a hysterectomy But there's a vas deferens
My grandmother tried keeping her hysterectomy a secret... ...but the doctors let the cat out of the bag.