Why did the hipster fall into the lake? He went ice skating before it was cool.
How did the hipster drown? He went ice skating before it was cool.
Why do hipsters hate ice skating? They could never do it before it was cool
The thing about ice skating ... No matter how good you are, the hardest part is always your nipples.
Did you hear about the hipster that drowned? He went ice skating before it was cool.
What do you call an ice skating dwarf? A midget spinner
Why did the hipster drown in the lake? Because he went ice skating before it was cool.
How did the hipster die? He went ice skating before it was cool
Why did the hipster drown? Because he went ice skating before it was cool.
What happened when to the psychoanalyst when he went ice skating for the first time? A Freudian Slip
I once tried ice skating on a lake, but I fell in. Nobody helped me either, they just laughed at me panic. Worst summer vacation ever.
How did the hipster drown? He went ice skating on a lake before it was cool.
Why did the hipster drown? He went ice skating on the pond before it was cool.
I want to get into ice skating but I keep getting cold feet!
Why did the hockey player hate his desk job at the ice skating rink? Because he was in the office part of the building
Why did the hippie drown? He went ice skating before it was cool.
We've had several hipsters drown in the local lake. they all went ice skating before it was cool.
mike wazowski just opened an ice skating parlour he called it monsters rink
Never go ice skating on your first date in spring. It could be a bad ice breaker.