A man walks up to 3 women wearing potato sacks. How does he know which one is the prostitute? The one whose sack reads "Idaho"
2 potatoes standing on the side of the road. How can you tell which one is the hooker? The one wearing the sack that reads IDAHO
How can you spot the prostitute at the Miss America pageant? She's wearing a sash that says Idaho.
Two potato’s are standing on a corner. How can you tell which one is a prostitute? Look for the sticker that says Idaho.
Why were there only 49 contestants in the National Ebonics Beauty Pageant? Nobody wanted to wear the sash that says "Idaho".
What's a narcissistic hooker's favorite state? Idaho.
Two potatoes are standing on the street corner, which one is the prostitute? The one that says Idaho
How do you know which potato is a prostitute? It's the one that says, "Idaho."
Two potatoes are standing on the street corner. How can you tell which one is the prostitute?
It has a sticker that says IDAHO.
(I'll hide under a rock now)
If you see two potatoes standing on a street corner, how do you know which one is a prostitute? It'll have a sticker that says "Idaho"
Two potatoes are standing on the street. How do you know which one is a prostitute? one of them has a sticker that says idaho
Picabo Street is a former World Cup alpine ski racer and model. When she was inducted into the National Ski Hall of Fame in 2004, her home town of Triumph, Idaho dedicated an entire wing of the local hospital to her. It's called the Picabo ICU.
What state do prostitutes fight over? Idaho.
Two potatoes are standing on a corner. How do you know which one is the prostitute? It has a sticker that says "idaho"
There are 2 potatoes standing on a street corner, how do you know which one is the prostitute? It’s the one with the “Idaho” sticker
What state is the favorite of all prostitutes? Idaho
So a Latvian man went to Idaho Because he died.
Two potatoes are standing on the corner. How can you tell which one is the hooker? The one with the sticker that says, "Idaho".
I was in Idaho last week, and found out what their state bird is. A middle finger to liberals.
Three potatoes were standing on a street corner.
Which one was the prostitute?
The one stamped "Idaho."
What did Delaware?
Idaho, Alaska........ She wore her New Jersey.
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(this was a dad joke decades before they were called Dad jokes.)
What do you call a hoe from Idaho? A tater thot.
What do you get when you combine someone from Colorado and someone from Idaho? A Baked Potato
There are two potatoes standing on the sidewalk. How do you know which one is the prostitute? The one with the sticker Idaho.
The best thing about the 80 mph speed limit in Idaho? Makes it so much easier to leave
Two potatoes are standing on a corner, how do you know which ones the prostitute? It has a sticker " Idaho".
Two potatoes are on a street corner. How do you tell which one’s a hooker? The one that says “Idaho”.
Why do pervs go to idaho To eye da hoe
Pulled over A prostitute gets pulled over. The cop asks "Where you're from?" She responds "Idaho". The cop says "I know you are, but where you're from?"
Sen. Franklin R. Lee of Idaho was instrumental in obtaining a 100-megawatt hydroelectric plant...
.. on the Givva River for the benefit of his hometown, Medea. When the plant was finished, the dedication plaque read:
> Frank Lee, Medea, Idaho, Givva Dam
Why is Wyoming so Windy? Because Idaho Sucks and Nebraska Blows.
Which state has the highest percentage of self-identifiying whores? Idaho
How can you pick out the prostitute in the miss America pageant. She's the one wearing the sash that says Idaho.
If Mississippi asked Missouri for her New Jersey, what would Delaware? Idaho either, but Alaska!
I took pi to Idaho, Kansas and Utah .... My math teacher always told me to take it to three dismal places