Ihop Jokes

Funny Ihop Jokes
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Where do amputee's go out to eat? IHop.

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I met a one-legged waitress at IHOP... Her name was Ilene.

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Did you hear about the poor waitress who lost her leg in a freak accident? Now she's working at IHOP.

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What's a 1 legged mans favorite restaurant? IHOP

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What is it called when a programmer throws up at an IHOP? A stack overflow!

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What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other? Eileen.
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What do you call an asian girl with one leg shorter than the other?
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Irene.
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Where do they work?
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Ihop.

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What do you call when a Programmer pukes at IHop? A Stack Overflow

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Where does a lady with one leg work? IHOP

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What's Terry Fox's favourite restaurant? IHop.

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Where should a waitress with one leg work IHOP

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I'm fine with IHOP changing their name to IHOB I just feel bad for all the one-legged waitresses who lost their jobs.

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I asked this one legged guy where he wanted to eat He said ihop

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Where do one legged workers work? Ihop

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I was at Ihop the other day... and there was a one-legged girl named Eileen working there.

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Where does a one legged waitress work at? IHOP

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Where do one-legged people work at? IHOP.

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Where do people with one leg go out to eat? IHOP.

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I asked my one-legged friend where he'd like to eat. "Ihop"

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(A little offensive) Where do one legged people go to eat? IHOP

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Where did the one legged waitress work? IHOP

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Where do one-legged people eat? Ihop

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To commemorate the disaster in Mecca where a crane fell and crushed pilgrims, Saudi Arabia will build a restaurant at the site. An IHOP: International House of Pancakes.

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? IHOP

(International House of Pancakes)

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Where do one-legged waitresses work? IHOP.

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The worst part about the name change to IHOP... Is one legged waitresses won't have a place of employment anymore.

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Where does a one leg waitress work? Ihop...

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Where do one-legged waitresses work? IHOP. Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning.

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I combined National Pancake Day with International Women's Day Took my wife to IHOP and ordered a stack of pancakes for myself, and 8/10ths of a stack for her.

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If a well endowed woman works at Hooters, where does a guy with an amputated leg work? IHOP

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What was the name of the one legged waitress at IHOP? ILean

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Where is a one legged man’s favourite place to eat? IHOP.

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Where does a hooters girl work if she loses a leg. ihop

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