My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out of my fort.
My girlfriend left me 6 weeks ago because she thinks I'm immature. Now I'm all alone on Christmas day and crying my eyes out because Santa didn't come.
If I had a dollar for every time someone called me immature I’d have so many hotwheels
My sister said I'm being immature. I guess she isn't getting her nose back
Why are programmers so immature? They're still developing
My ex broke up with me
My ex broke up with me because I , apparently , was too immature ...
I took a deep breath and calmed down.
Then I went to her house , rang the doorbell and ran away.
How many immature people does it take to change a light bulb? Your mom.
My girlfriend told me I was immature... so I told her to get out of my fort.
My wife told me I was immature... I told her to get out of my fort.
They say you are what you eat.. ..no wonder some priests are such immature dicks.
My wife accused me of being immature I asked the poopyhead to get out of my fort
A little immature...
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No! You're a poo!
My therapist asked me how many times a day I act immature. I responded, "sixty-nine."
My wife told me I'm a little too immature... I scowled at her and told her to get out of my fort.
On a scale of 1 to 100 how immature are you? 69
Immature
My wife accused me of being immature.
I told her to get out of my fort.
Graduations are so immature You can hardly get to the end without name calling
My wife said I'm immature for my age. I told her, "GET OUT OF MY FORT!"
My wife is so immature My wife is so immature. I'm at home in the bath and she'd come in whenever she felt like it and sink all my boats.
Childish immature jokes are the best
* Step 1: say "eye"
* Step 2: spell the word "map"
* Step 3: say "nus"
* Now say that all together...
Why did the researchers stopped their research on embryos? Because the subject is still to immature.
I finally convinced mom to watch anime to prove it's not childish and immature at all. But it's weird to watch hentai with your parents.
My wife said I was immature. So I kicked her out of my fort.
My gf is so immature. She walks into the bathroom while I'm taking a bath,totally unannounced,and sinks all of my boats.Is it just me,or is that just totally immature.I was thinking about telling her mom.
My wife said she's leaving me because I am so immature I was so surprised I nearly fell off my high chair.
Someone called me immature today. Guess who isn't allowed in my tree house?
My wife is so immature.. When I'm taking a bath she sinks all my boats!
My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out of my treehouse.
Only the immature will laugh
A sausage and an egg are frying in a pan.
"It's a bit too hot in here for me, mate." The sausage says to the egg.
The egg screams, "Ahh! A talking sausage!"
It's hard being immature in the military. All these officers keep talking about my doody.
My wife said I was acting like an immature little baby. Guess who’s not allowed in my pillow fort.
My wife accused me of being immature I told her to get out of my fort or my dragons would roast her.
Did you hear about the immature and hard of hearing terrorist? I think he misheard me I told him to "Grow up".