[OC] My kids seem to magically only get sick on school days...and quite a lot of them. It's like they've got weekend immune systems.
I got COVID-19 and it took 10 days for my immune system to finally fight it off. Longest anything made in China's lasted for me.
My immune system is racist Every time it finds a foreign body it tries to eliminate it.
My boss said "I find it highly suspicious that you are only sick on weekdays." I said, "It must be my weekend immune system."
My body only fights off illness on Saturday and Sunday I have a weekend immune system
My boss said, “I find it highly suspicious that you are only sick on weekdays.” I said, “It must be my weekend immune system.”
Germs boost your immune system
They say that exposure germs boosts your immune system. So to ensure a healthy amount of exposure, a couple times a week I take a sip of some tea that's been sitting out for a few days. I don't plan it.....
But it still happens :(
If you have a cold for a long time and your immune system is fighting it then you are fighting a Cold War.
I just discovered I can’t get sick on Saturdays or Sundays Turns out I have a weekend immune system.
OK FINE!! i'LL WEAR MY MASK SATURDAY AND SUNDAY!! JeEZ ALLmIGHtY!! My doctor told me I have a weekend immune system.
Did you hear about the viruses who started their own in-cell movement? They think it's unfair that plants and animals have their own immune systems.
One thing I have noticed over the last few months is that I’m sick only on weekdays. It must be my weekend immune system.
Why don't Juggalos get coronavirus? They have developed a superior immune system. Instead of using phagocytosis, they use faygocytosis.