In Mother Russia... They're are called wePhones.
It's not called womb in mother russia... Its uter'us'
In Mother Russia Fridge keep drink warm.
In normal election, you control who you put in power In Mother Russia, Putin power controls you
You Americans are weak
You call 24 degrees cold? Back in Mother Russia 24 degrees is summer!
But then in Mother Russia we use Celsius system
In mother russia, you don't get corona virus.
Corona virus gets YOU.
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