Hilarious In Mother Russia Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

In the USA you can bear arms In mother Russia we arm bears

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In Mother Russia... They're are called wePhones.

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It's not called womb in mother russia... Its uter'us'

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In Mother Russia Fridge keep drink warm.

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In normal election, you control who you put in power In Mother Russia, Putin power controls you

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You Americans are weak You call 24 degrees cold? Back in Mother Russia 24 degrees is summer!
But then in Mother Russia we use Celsius system

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In mother russia, you don't get corona virus. Corona virus gets YOU.

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