Why are hot dogs the weirdest dogs? Because most of them are inbred.
How are peanut butter and jelly related? They're inbred
What's the difference between America and Europe?
In America, we call our inbred hillbillies.
In Europe, they call them royals.
90% of dogs in Korea are inbred... I'm assuming that means like in a sandwich or something.
All sandwiches are retarded... ...because they are inbred.
Why is Alabama the worlds biggest sandwich? Because the whole state is inbred
If Italian bread is Italian bread, and French bread is French bread, what do you call southern bread Inbred
What's the difference between sandwich meat and people from Alabama? Nothing, they're both inbred.
What's the difference between a raisin and a pothead from Alabama One's baked in bread, and the other's a baked inbred.
Did you know that 90% of all dog in South Korea are inbred? Most commonly it's whole wheat or rye
What do yeast and a redneck have in common?
They're both usually found with beer and inbred.
-&y (written by moi)
Why shouldn't the corn dog & the pig in a blanket have kids together? They're both inbred.
How are people from Kentucky like flour? They're inbred.
What's the difference between a rasin and a pothead from Alabama? One's baked in bread, and one's a baked inbred.
What do you call an Inbred cow? A sandwich!
Border collies are not very inbred...
You know what dogs *are* inbred?
Hotdogs.
Why is flour so dumb? It's inbred.
If you were any more inbred You would be a sandwich.
What type of dogs are inbred? Hotdogs
If Joffrey Baratheon was anymore inbred... he'd be a sandwich.
What's a redneck's favorite type of bread? Inbred
If people from Alabama were any more inbred They would be sandwiches.
What type of dog suffers from being inbred? A hotdog
What's more inbred than English monarchs? Wheat.
Why are gluten-free children so healthy? Because they're not inbred.
What's the difference between gluten and hillbillies? One's inbred, the others in bread
Hey girl . . .
. . . Are your parents bakers?
Cause' you look a little inbred.
So McDonalds now have ‘The Alabama Chicken’ Even the chicken is inbred
How do Alabama people like their butter? Inbred
You look like yeast “Inbred”
Why was everyone in the French village inbred? There was only a shallow Jean-Paul
Hey baby, are you from Tennessee? Cause you look extremely inbred
What do you call it when an inbred hick steals ...a six finger discount.
Where are you from? Born inbred in Alabama
A young Alabama couple enjoyed an early morning meal after making love... It was breakfast inbred.