Inbred Jokes

Funny Inbred Jokes
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Why are hot dogs the weirdest dogs? Because most of them are inbred.

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How are peanut butter and jelly related? They're inbred

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What's the difference between America and Europe? In America, we call our inbred hillbillies.

In Europe, they call them royals.

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90% of dogs in Korea are inbred... I'm assuming that means like in a sandwich or something.

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All sandwiches are retarded... ...because they are inbred.

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Why is Alabama the worlds biggest sandwich? Because the whole state is inbred

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If Italian bread is Italian bread, and French bread is French bread, what do you call southern bread Inbred

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What's the difference between sandwich meat and people from Alabama? Nothing, they're both inbred.

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What's the difference between a raisin and a pothead from Alabama One's baked in bread, and the other's a baked inbred.

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Did you know that 90% of all dog in South Korea are inbred? Most commonly it's whole wheat or rye

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What do yeast and a redneck have in common? They're both usually found with beer and inbred.

-&y (written by moi)

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Why shouldn't the corn dog & the pig in a blanket have kids together? They're both inbred.

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How are people from Kentucky like flour? They're inbred.

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What's the difference between a rasin and a pothead from Alabama? One's baked in bread, and one's a baked inbred.

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What do you call an Inbred cow? A sandwich!

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Border collies are not very inbred... You know what dogs *are* inbred?

Hotdogs.

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Why is flour so dumb? It's inbred.

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If you were any more inbred You would be a sandwich.

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What type of dogs are inbred? Hotdogs

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If Joffrey Baratheon was anymore inbred... he'd be a sandwich.

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What's a redneck's favorite type of bread? Inbred

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If people from Alabama were any more inbred They would be sandwiches.

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What type of dog suffers from being inbred? A hotdog

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What's more inbred than English monarchs? Wheat.

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Why are gluten-free children so healthy? Because they're not inbred.

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What's the difference between gluten and hillbillies? One's inbred, the others in bread

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Hey girl . . . . . . Are your parents bakers?
Cause' you look a little inbred.

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So McDonalds now have ‘The Alabama Chicken’ Even the chicken is inbred

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How do Alabama people like their butter? Inbred

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You look like yeast “Inbred”

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Why was everyone in the French village inbred? There was only a shallow Jean-Paul

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Hey baby, are you from Tennessee? Cause you look extremely inbred

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What do you call it when an inbred hick steals ...a six finger discount.

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Where are you from? Born inbred in Alabama

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A young Alabama couple enjoyed an early morning meal after making love... It was breakfast inbred.

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