Disney now owns Star Wars, Marvel, Indiana Jones, Disney World and the Simpsons. If they acquire my parent's divorce they will own my entire childhood.
Why can't Indiana Jones find a long lasting relationship? Bad dates.
That priest from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom was actually a really inspirational guy. He touched so many hearts.
What's Indiana Jones's least favorite beer? Rolling Rock
I went to the Space and Air Museum in Indiana... I paid $20 just to see an empty warehouse.
Tickets for the Indiana State Philharmonic went up dramatically after they doubled the width of the stage. You didn't think that the ISP would give out twice the band width for free did you?
Why is Chicago called the Windy City? Because Indiana sucks and Wisconsin blows
When my wife left me I was in a terrible state. Indiana.
They are opening a hardware store in Indiana where they will only employ people who have had a difficult childhood being raised in either domestic abuse or foster houses. It will be called the Broken Home Depot.
Which state is the sluttiest? I have no idea but i’m 6 inches deep Indiana
Disney now owns Star Wars, Marvel, Indiana Jones, Disney World and the Simpsons... If they acquire my parent’s divorce, they will own my entire childhood...
Why does no major gaming company make an Indiana Jones game? Because no one would pay 60$ for an Indie game.
Indiana Jones, Lara Croft, and Nathan Drake walk into an ancient temple that has been lost for centuries. They blow it up.
Where did Prince Charles go on his honeymoon? Indiana.
What's Indiana Jones's least favorite band? The Rolling Stones
What's the best part about living in Indiana? All the corny jokes.
Why does corn in Illinois lean east? Because Indiana sucks and Iowa blows.
I'm starting a business in Indiana; we do paternity tests and private investigations. It's called "Hoosier Daddy and What Does He Do?"
Does Indiana Jones like foreplay? No, he just whips it out.
Abortion humor everybody: Texas (and Indiana) tried to pass law that said miscarriages/abortions had to have burials. Listen to what that plan sounds like: Flush.
What does Indiana Jones drink to reinforce his courage? A snakebite shot chased by a rolling rock.
I met a Texas Aggie the other day that had ridden a stick horse all the way up to Indiana.
"That must've been a long journey, " I said to him.
"You're telling me," he answered, "it feels like I walked all the way."
What's worse than dieing in Gary, Indiana? Living there.
Did you hear about the latest Harrison Ford thriller about Covid times? Indiana Jones and the Temple of Zoom.
What do you call Harrison Ford shivering in the corner of the Temple of Doom? Indiana Jonesing
Where did Prince Charles have his honeymoon? Indiana
Which evil villain would most likely defeat Indiana Jones? Cobra Commander
I love movies with a good arc The first Indiana Jones is my favorite
Mike Pence has postponed a scheduled campaign stop in Indiana In other words he changed his schedule on the fly.
Did you hear about the new facility that opened in Indiana specialing in paternity tests? It's called "Hoosier Daddy?"