Einstein famously said that insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. But doing the same thing over and over again and actually getting a different result - that's called Computer Programming.
How did the train conductor use the insanity defense when she was accused of murder?
She claimed she had locomotives.
(I'm sorry.)
The doctors say I suffer from insanity, but they have it all wrong. I enjoy every minute of it.
They say insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, expecting a different result. This is my 56th time posting this joke.
My Doctor: "Have any members of your family suffered from insanity?" Me: " No, we all seem to enjoy it"
What borders on insanity? Canada and Mexico
I had a pun about insanity.. ..but I lost it
They say that Insanity is hereditary... you get it from your kids.
Did you know that insanity is hereditary? You get it from your kids.
Insanity Does Not Run In My Family It Strolls Through Taking Its Time Getting To Know Everyone Personally.
Einstein famously said that insanity was doing the same thing over and over again but expecting a different result... ... so unless I'm crazy, I should probably stop getting out of bed in the morning.
I had a joke about insanity but then I lost it.
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. I guess I should stop applying for jobs then.
Recent study shows insanity is hereditary you get it from your kids
me: "I plead insanity, your honor." judge: "its just a parking ticket"
Did you hear the one about the train conductor who pled not guilty by insanity? He had a real loco motive
I had a pun about insanity... ...but then I lost it...
Einstein famously said that insanity was doing the same thing over and over again but expecting a different result... ... so I should probably stop getting up in the morning.
They say insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, expecting a different result. This is my 57th time posting this joke.
Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.
Doing the same thing over and over is a sign of insanity. As proof, doing the same thing over and over is a sign of insanity.
OK, who decided to call it "PMS"... when it could have been "periodic insanity"?
I was certain that the definition of insanity was doing the same thing over and over but expecting a different result... but every dictionary I check says something else.
Math puns are the first sine of insanity Title
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and... then putting mayonnaise on a perfectly good sandwich.
A Recent Discovery in the Scientific Community has Caused an Outrage...
Chaos ensued when scientists discovered a new element while studying a panda named Mon. The only thing that caused more insanity was the name of the element.
Panda-Mon-ium.
I recently contested a traffic violation in court. I plead insanity.
The definition of insanity is... Pressing F5 over and over again expecting a different result.
"They say the definition of insanity is repeating the same thing over and over and expecting a different outcome." "I know! That's what I've been telling you!" he said to the mirror.
Einstein famously said that insanity was doing the same thing over and over again but expecting a different result... ... so I should probably stop getting out of bed in the morning.