What do you get when you combine insomnia, dyslexia and agnosticism?
Someone who lies awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.
Edit: A word
My horse has insomnia and keeps every one awake. She's a nightmare
I just found out insomnia is illegal in my home town. They call it resisting a rest.
I really hate having insomnia, still, on the plus side... Only one more sleep until christmas!
I'm trying to raise a horse but she has insomnia. It's a nightmare.
[Little bit racist] why do New Zealanders... Have insomnia? Because every time they start counting sheep they get too horny to sleep.
A Russian doctor is treating his patient.
*"Take this for insomnia... take this for depression... and take this for anxiety."*
*"Thank you Doctor, but do you have any other medicine besides Vodka?"*
What does a dyslexic atheist with insomnia do? Stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
I realized that whacking off helps me fall asleep much faster This whole time the cure for insomnia was within my grasp
If you're suffering from insomnia, look on the bright side Only 3 more sleeps until Christmas
I went to see my doctor about my insomnia. Not sure he appreciated me knocking on his door at 3AM.
I was diagnosed with insomnia and it’s made me quite sad. But ok the upside, only three more sleeps until Christmas!
I will not sleep until I find a cure for my insomnia.
Insomnia is no joke.. It's so serious, people are losing sleep over it.
Russian pharmacy
Doctor: This medicine is from insomnia, this one is from nervous break-down, and also take this one from depression.
Patient: Thank you very much, doctor, but do you have any other medicine besides vodka?
What does a dyslexic atheist with insomnia do with their time? They stay up late at night wondering if there is a Dog.
I’ve dedicated my life to finding a cure for insomnia. And I won’t rest until I find it.
I stayed up all night last night trying to remember.... the difference between insomnia and amnesia.
An Insomniac once told me..... I will not rest until I find a cure for my insomnia.
There's one good thing about suffering from insomnia 3 more sleeps 'til Christmas!
Insomnia is very common. Try not to lose any sleep over it.
What's the best thing about having insomnia? Only one nights sleep til Christmas!
Insomnia is horrendous to live with ... But on the plus side, only two more sleeps until Christmas
I stopped complaining about my insomnia when I found out most of my relatives died in their sleep.
I didn’t get any sleep last night... because I was trying to remember if I had amnesia or insomnia.
I suffer from terrible insomnia But on the bright side it's only three more sleeps till Christmas.
What idiot called it.... What idiot called it "insomnia" and not "resisting a rest"
People keep telling me im unlucky to have Insomnia but the jokes on them... only 2 more sleeps till Christmas!
I stayed up all night... Trying to remember if I had amnesia or insomnia
I once picked up a book to solve insomnia. It was a pretty heavy read. So I pulled an all nighter.
Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment? They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas
Best remedy for insomnia Imagine, that it's morning already. You have to get up and leave for work.
Insomnia is awful But on the plus side, only three sleeps until Christmas!
Insomnia is awful... ...But on the plus side, only three more sleeps until Christmas.