Hilarious Inspirational Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

My dad died recently. Hewas in an accident and lost a lot of blood bu tnobody knew his blood-type.
I’ll never forget his inspirational last words, “Be positive”.

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"They say that if you do what you love, it's never a job." "How inspirational. Unfortunately your unemployment claim has been denied."

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That priest from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom was actually a really inspirational guy. He touched so many hearts.

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Tall people don't need to be inspirational Everyone already looks up to them.

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The mass murderer has an inspirational poster on his wall. "Can't spell 'slaughter' without 'laughter'"

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Inspirational quote of the day: You can't spell "success" without "succ".

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I was watching the paraolympics and it was so inspirational My little boy turns around to me and says "daddy, when i grow up, i want to be disabled!"

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My grandfather died last night. They couldn't figure out his blood type in time to give him a transfusion. He was such an inspirational guy to the very end though, I'll never forget his last words to me. "Be positive"

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So my buddy thought it'd be a good idea to get an inspirational tattoo on his forehead... Boy, was his face read.

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Most Contradictory Inspirational Quote Ever? "Follow Your Dreams."

-Freddy Kreuger, 2016

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Oscar Pistorius was a great man, with some inspirational quotes. My favourite is "If you've only taken one shot, don't say you've tried."

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Someone posted an inspirational quote about having peed backwards. It was deep.

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Japan, Korea, and China go trick or treating. Japan and Korea receive candy while China gets opium.



Britain was at the door.

Credit to u/TheSnipenieer for the inspirational post.

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Ghandi's profound effect on Curtis Jackson's life When Curtis Jackson was just a teenager, he heard an inspirational quote from Ghandi that would change his life forever;

"Be the change you want to see in the world."

So he became 50 Cent.

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After a serious accident which has led to a broken leg, there are many inspirational things you can say. Apparently, "Mein Furher, I can walk!" *isn't* one of them.

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Change cannot be given to you everytime. You must bring the change... These inspirational words were spoken by a supermarket cashier...

Now read the title again...

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Fibonacci is so inspirational. Thanks to him I did 89 push ups in 10 seconds.

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