Integral Jokes

Funny Integral Jokes
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Hey gurl are you an integral? Because I'd gladly replace my x with u.

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Hey girl, are you an integral? Because I'd like to find the area under your curves

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Calculus jokes should be an integral part of this sub

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A calculus joke... Person 1: What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

Person 2: A log cabin!

Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!

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What's the integral of 1/(cabin)? 1 natural log cabin.


I'll show myself out.

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Hey girl, are you an integral? Because I want to substitute u for my x.

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Calculus should be taught in every high school around the world. It is such an integral field of math.

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MATH JOKE: The ladies call me an integral ...because I fill the area under their curves

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What is the integral of 1/cabin? You may have said log cabin. But just like I did on my calc 2 final, you forgot the “c”. It’s a houseboat.

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I want to study... the area below your curves...

It is integral.

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A: "What is the integral of 1/cabin?" B: "Log cabin!"

A: "Nope, Houseboat. You forgot the C."

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What do you call an integral that doesn't like derivatives? An anti-derivative.

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How did the teacher solve the integral of dx/(x^2((x^2)-4)^1/2)? I guess he had a few trig sub his sleeve

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How does Donald Trump keep a handle on integral equations? He grabs them by the +c.

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What's the integral of 1/(cabin) A natural log cabin.

Wait, I forgot the C

It's a flood victim house

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My friend asked me to help him solve and integral with multiple X variables. I told him it sounds like a U problem

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What is the mathematician’s favourite type of bread Integral bread

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I'm tired of people hating on integral calculus for being so shallow! Integrals are more than just the sum of its parts!

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They said calculus would be integral to my education I found it a little derivative.

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What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin? A log cabin.

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Just as my teachers said, math has proven useful in my everyday life. For example, yesterday I dropped my keys into a toilet and made an integral out of wire.

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Ted Cruz, according to the news, IS planning THat Either cruZ Or his aDminIstrAtion will be Compiling their documents to maKe a IntegraL poLitical announcemEnt this afteRnoon [hope you can decrypt it]

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What's the contour integral of western Europe? Zero, because the poles are in eastern Europe.

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I don't get why everyone rips on calculus all the time. Sure, it's very difficult. But it contains many integral concepts.

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Why was Franklin D. Roosevelt the most hardworking president? Because Work = Integral of FdR

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Compile math puns! Give me all your math puns, it's integral!

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Liberals are now saying that there are so many genders that they can’t be expressed in an integral fraction I’m progressive and all, but this just seems irrational

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