Sometimes I feel like a seal is just a neutral sea lion
Neutral
As in
Without an ion
I think I saw my friend with an extra electron... ...so I'm going to keep an ion him.
An atom loses an electron... It says, "man, I really gotta keep an ion them."
What did the atom say when it lost an electron? I better keep an ion that.
What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?
An Accordion.
...I'll, uh, see myself out.
Lost an electron? Better keep an ion it.
Sometimes I feel a seal is just a neutral sea lion
Neutral
as in
Without an ion
Looks like I just lost an electron... I need to keep a better ion them
What did the atom say after losing an electron? I really gotta keep an ion them.
Why did the lead acid battery have to tell the truth? Because if it didn't it would be Li-ion.
What do you call an ion that also raps? Fluoride, duh.
So a ion walks into a bar... So an ion walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "hey I may have lost an electron." Bartender asks in reply, "are you sure?" Ion answers, "yeah, I'm positive."
A positive ion stole an electron yesterday. He got away with no charge.
Seal loses electron
Did you hear about the seal that lost an electron?
It's now a seal ion.
An ion walks into a bar and tells the bartender “I think I dropped an electron on the way in.” The bartender asks, “are you sure?” “I’m positive”
Don't lose your electrons. Keep an ion them.
How did the particle physicist escape his laboratory unseen? He created a diverse ion.
Cation
Pronunciation : [kat-ahy-uhn,-on]
-Noun Chemistry
1.An ion with paws-tive charge.
2.The cutest ion ever.
What did the hydroxide ion say when it suddenly understood its purpose in life? OH-
An atom loses an electron… it says, “Man, I really gotta keep an ion them.”
Why can't you trust a Lithium Ion battery? Because they're always Li-ion!
What's the difference between a seal and a sealion? A seal is neutral but a seal ion has a positive or negative charge
TIFU by combining a hydroxide ion with nitric oxide. OH NO
Looking into buying a Saturn Ion sedan.. All the reviews I have read have been positive or negative.
What is the frat guy's favorite ion? Bromide
A sodium ion went to rob a bank. It was charged, without a doubt.
My friend H+ is very reactive... I always have to keep an ion him!
I saw an atom lose its electron He really should keep an ion it
What's the most careful particle? A caut ion.
What do the negative ion and the positive ion have in common? They're both in favor of net neutrality!
What does Iron Man become when he falls into water? Ion man.
Why is a Seal just a neutral Sea Lion? Because it doesn't have an *ion*
What did the retina say to the atom? I've got my ion you.
Why Were Sodium Chloride and Lithium Ion Arrested? For 'a salt' and battery :D
What is the favourite flower of a chemist? A dandel-ion
I kept getting kicked out of AA meetings for being too "preachy" and "unreservedly irrelevant". But they're living in the past and I want to help push us into the future... That's why I'd like to invite you to the inaugural meeting of Li-ion.
I removed electrons from a seal Got a seal-ion
I saw an atom lose its electron He really should keep an ion them