Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa? I thought he didn't care about the 1%
Bernie Sanders is such a socialist... ...he gave Hillary Clinton half the votes in Iowa.
What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa? Prom
Iowa, the only state where you can... watch your dog run away for 3 days.
I've got a joke about Iowa. But it might be too corny for y'all.
Why do celebrities hate living in Nebraska and Iowa? All the corn stalks there.
If pirates from the Pacific North West say "Shiver me timbers!", what do pirates from Iowa say? "Shiver me kernels!"
Knock knock. Who’s there? Iowa. Iowa who? Iowalotta money to the IRS.
I met an exotic dancer the other night... Pretty cool, I've never known anyone from Iowa before.
Why does corn in Illinois lean east? Because Indiana sucks and Iowa blows.
Did you here about the new zoo? They put a fence around Iowa.
I would tell you a joke about Iowa... ...but it'd be pretty corny.
My buddy once told me that there isn't any state in the USA emptier than Iowa. I told him "Idaho about that".
Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa? The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.
So Clinton won 6 out of 6 coin tosses in Iowa? I guess all the money really is behind her!
If you call someone from Alaska an Alaskan, someone from Texas a Texan, and Iowa an Iowan; what do you call someone from Utah? A Mormon
Iowa Democrat Party That’s the joke. Bernie got screwed again. Buttigieg should have waited until after they officially released the results before claiming victory.
I was going to tell you a joke about Iowa But I thought it would be too corny
Iowa has produced a new Tennis sensation Anna Cornacoba
I'm a lawyer heading to Iowa, hoping to find cases resulting from caucus irregularities. My first stop? Souix City.