Nobody knew who the Iranian general was a few days ago... He just kinda blew up
An Iranian man comes home to his wife
He says :" Honey! Honey! I missed the bus today and chased it all the way home. I saved myself 2 dollars!"
The wife responds: " you idiot! You should've chased the taxi. You could have saved 20 dollars!"
Footballer Dwight Yorke just got denied entry to the US due to an Iranian stamp in his passport. Makes a change at least, most of his troubles are from briefly entering Jordan.
An Iranian, Iraqi, Libyan, Somalian, Sudanese, Syrian and a Yemenite walk into a bar in america. Just kidding, they can't.
What do an Iranian Submarine and an Iranian Camel have in common? They're both full of Iranian seamen.
Did you hear about the Iranian who punched a guy at the soccer game?
Well, the Shiite hit the fan.
Sorry if it's a repost. :p
Want to know how to clear out an Iranian bingo parlor? B... 52
2 Iranian Religious Leaders
...are discussing some of the finer points of sharia law. The first exclaims after a silent minute of intense googling, "Huh, I guess you were right!"
The second says "Ayatoldyah!"
Why are Iranian women always eating? They can't stop getting stoned
You know how you play Iranian bingo? A-10, B-52, F-22, C-130
The Iranian general that was assassinated last night was planning to attack American diplomats The CIA says he was planning on using Iraqi weapons of mass destruction
Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert" ? They are full of Iranian seman
Where does the Iranian Air Force store all its flying craft? The carpet store
An Iranian goes to exchange some currency
He asks the teller what the current rate is for the US Dollar.
"Now, or... now?"
What do you call an Iranian living in England? A Ukrainian
What's the difference between a terrorist recruitment center and an Iranian general? I don't know, man, I'm just a pilot.
Canadian joke my dad used to tell me, wanted to see if it translates well...
Phillip: What did the Spanish priest say to the Iranian gynecologist?
Terrance: I don't know Phillip
Phillip: *Farts*
What did the Iranian men do when they saw a terrorist? Tehran.
What do you call it when you run into the same Iranian in different bathrooms? Same Shiite different toilet.
What phone service does an Iranian monarchist use? Shaw.
A so German, a Russian, an Irishman, a Czech, an Australian, a Canadian, an Indian, an Iranian, an Iraqi, a Mexican, a Scot, a Kenyan, a Brazillian, a Hatian, and an American all walk up to a club... The bouncer says "I'm sorry, I can't let you in without a Thai."
Did you hear about the renewed Iranian peace talks? They were saying there was a piece of Suleimani here, and a piece of him over there...
What does an Iranian POW and a cue ball have in common? The harder you hit them the more English you get out of them.