What's the difference between an ISIS outpost and an Iraqi preschool? I have no idea, I just fly the drone.
What did the little Iraqi girl tell her father after he bought her a new backpack? Thanks for the Baghdad.
What's the difference between an Iraqi elementary school, and an Isis hideout? I don't know man, I just fly the drone.
What's the difference between an Iraqi school and an Iraqi Army base?
One poses a significant potential threat to ISIS and its continued existence.
The other is an Iraqi Army base.
What do you call an Iraqi father carrying all the groceries? Baghdad.
What do you call it when an Iraqi and a spider have a baby? An Iraqnid.
What do you call an Iraqi skateboarder? A radical Muslim.
I heard an Iraqi guitar tutor is offering to teach guitarists songs in obscure tunings Lessons will be in BAGDAD
What did the Iraqi boy say to his father when he got home from school? I forgot my Bagdad.
An Iraqi official calls all of his 8 Saddam's doubles... He says, i have good news, and bad news. The good is that Saddam is alive, the bad is that he lost an arm.
An Iranian, Iraqi, Libyan, Somalian, Sudanese, Syrian and a Yemenite walk into a bar in america. Just kidding, they can't.
An Iraqi officer calls all Saddam's doubles and says: I have good and bad news. Good news is that Saddam is alive. Bad news is that he lost an arm.
What do you call an Iraqi priest? Holy Shiite
Iraqi dad gives his daughter a gift. An Iraqi Father gifted his daughter a new bag. His daughter replies with, "Thank you for the baghdad."
What do you call an Iraqi guy who sells bags to feed his children? A bagdad
What do you call the new Iraqi currency? An after Dinar mint.
What did the Iraqi teenager say to his father when he came home? I'm Baghdad.
The Iranian general that was assassinated last night was planning to attack American diplomats The CIA says he was planning on using Iraqi weapons of mass destruction
A Iraqi guy gave his daughter a bag. She replied saying, "Thanks for the Baghdad!".
What's the name of the Iraqi basketball team? Alley-oop Akbar
My Iraqi friend found a silver lining on the Muslim travel ban My Iraqi friend found a silver lining on the Muslim travel ban. He said "at least my mother-in-law can't come and visit." Well, at least he found something to laugh about XD
How do you play Iraqi bingo? B-52...F-16...B-1...
What did the drunk Scotsman say to the Iraqi nun? "AYEEEE SIS"
A Iraqi Father bought his son a new bag.his son replied... "Thanks for the Baghdad"
An Iraqi girl was due to start school in 2 weeks
The young girl was eager for the school year to begin, but she needed a knapsack to carry her books. The girl excited approached her father:
"Can you buy me a Baghdad?"
Why did the Middle Eastern kid stand up on the table and smoke a joint? He was trying to establish a high-iraqi
What's the difference between a Pakistani mosque and a Afghanistan mosque and an Iraqi mosque? How should I know, I just fly the drones.
Respecting the American flag
I was talking with an Iraqi student living with my family today about the 4th of July.
Me: Yeah, so you're supposed to burn the flag once it becomes too beat up.
Her: Really? They do that in Iraq all the time.
What do you call an Iraqi bodybuilder? A Mosul man
What's the difference between a school full of children and an Iraqi general? Dunno, I just fly the drones
A so German, a Russian, an Irishman, a Czech, an Australian, a Canadian, an Indian, an Iranian, an Iraqi, a Mexican, a Scot, a Kenyan, a Brazillian, a Hatian, and an American all walk up to a club... The bouncer says "I'm sorry, I can't let you in without a Thai."