The three most well known languages in India are English, Hindi, and... JavaScript
Don't trust javascript programmers All they do is promises but they never callback.
What's the difference between Java and JavaScript? Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad? Because he didn't Node how to Express himself
Why do JavaScript programmers need glasses? Because they can't C#.
Why did the Javascript programmer wear glasses? Because he couldn't C#
Why did the JavaScript programmer need glasses? Because he couldn't C#
Why do the X-Men hate functional JavaScript programming? No mutation allowed.
Why does 2 ^ 3 = 1? Because JavaScript was designed by heretics.