Jeep Jokes

I'm 1/16th Cherokee... Not by ancestry, but because I got into a terrible accident in my Jeep and the doctors were unable to remove all the shrapnel.

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I bought my wife a beautiful diamond ring for her birthday. A friend of mine said, “I thought she wanted one of those pretty 4-wheel drive vehicles?”


“She did,” I replied, “But where in the world was I going to find a fake jeep!”

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A man buys his wife a beautiful diamond ring for xmas. After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive vehicles."
"She did," he replied. "But where was I going to find a fake Jeep?"

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Funny Jeep Jokes
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I like my women like I like my jeep Topless and easy to get into.

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A week ago my Jeep broke down and I had to scrap it Today I found out my friend got the exact same model Jeep.

I'm pretty sure its a reincarnation

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What's the difference between a jeep and a rental car? A rental car can go anywhere

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So a guys goes into an auto parts store and asks for a fuel cap for his Jeep. The sales guy thinks for a moment and says, Yeah, O.K. that is a fair swap.

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What brand of car would the Roadrunner be? Jeep Jeep

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Singer Adele was rushed to the hospital after a fatal car accident Paramedics said they found her rolling in the jeep.

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I was driving a jeep in a new video game It was a little buggy

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Two hunters were driving down a narrow two lane road in an off-road jeep, and saw a sign that said 'Bear Left'... They turned around and went home.

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A husband bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas A friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those pretty 4-wheel drive vehicles?"

"She did," the husband replied, "But where in the world was I going to find a fake Jeep!"

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If I load up my kids in the Jeep How much ammo do you think I should let them use?

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What does a shepherd drive? Ba Ba Black Jeep

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I just bought a SUV... ... Because it was a'going Jeep.

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night She ended up rolling in the Jeep.

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What do you call a driving sheep? A Jeep

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Two boomers finish restoring an old Jeep and the first thing they do is drive to a nudist camp. They wanted to show off their old Willys.

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