I'm 1/16th Cherokee... Not by ancestry, but because I got into a terrible accident in my Jeep and the doctors were unable to remove all the shrapnel.
I bought my wife a beautiful diamond ring for her birthday.
A friend of mine said, “I thought she wanted one of those pretty 4-wheel drive vehicles?”
“She did,” I replied, “But where in the world was I going to find a fake jeep!”
A man buys his wife a beautiful diamond ring for xmas.
After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive vehicles."
"She did," he replied. "But where was I going to find a fake Jeep?"
I like my women like I like my jeep Topless and easy to get into.
A week ago my Jeep broke down and I had to scrap it
Today I found out my friend got the exact same model Jeep.
I'm pretty sure its a reincarnation
What's the difference between a jeep and a rental car? A rental car can go anywhere
So a guys goes into an auto parts store and asks for a fuel cap for his Jeep. The sales guy thinks for a moment and says, Yeah, O.K. that is a fair swap.
What brand of car would the Roadrunner be? Jeep Jeep
Singer Adele was rushed to the hospital after a fatal car accident Paramedics said they found her rolling in the jeep.
I was driving a jeep in a new video game It was a little buggy
Two hunters were driving down a narrow two lane road in an off-road jeep, and saw a sign that said 'Bear Left'... They turned around and went home.
A husband bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas
A friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those pretty 4-wheel drive vehicles?"
"She did," the husband replied, "But where in the world was I going to find a fake Jeep!"
If I load up my kids in the Jeep How much ammo do you think I should let them use?
What does a shepherd drive? Ba Ba Black Jeep
I just bought a SUV... ... Because it was a'going Jeep.
My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night She ended up rolling in the Jeep.
What do you call a driving sheep? A Jeep
Two boomers finish restoring an old Jeep and the first thing they do is drive to a nudist camp. They wanted to show off their old Willys.