In getting tired of the jehovah witnesses.
They keep knocking on the door, trying to make me change my mind
"Please let us out!", "We won't bother you again!", "Have mercy!"
Jehovah Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween; I guess they don't appreciate random people coming up to their doors.
Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween? Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah witness and a Mormon? I have no idea but I can’t get him off my porch
What is a jehovah witnesses favorite band? The Doors.
Why don't Jehovah Witness' get killed during an earthquake... Because they are always in your doorway.
What are Jehovah witnesses called in Chinese? Dind Dong
Don’t open any email that says “Knock Knock” Jehovah witnesses are working from home too, you know
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah witness with an atheist? Someone who knocks on your door for no reason.
Inverted nipples? I dated a few girls who were Jehovah witnesses and every one of them had inverted nipples! I finally got up the courage and asked one why that was. She stuck out both index fingers and pushed my chest saying "GET OFF MY PORCH!"
If a religious person testifies in court... ...does that mean they're a Jehovah Witness?
What's the difference between windows 10 and a jehovah witness None, they just keep asking you to let them in
If you get an email with the subject "knock knock", dont open it. It's a Jehovah Witness working from home.