How many Jewish Mothers does it take to change a lightbulb? Oh don't worry about me I'll just sit here in the dark. It's not like I need light to sit here all alone by myself.
How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't worry about changing the lightbulb. I'll just sit here in the dark.
How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light-bulb? None. Don't worry about me, I'll just sit here in the dark.
What did the waiter ask the group of Jewish mothers? Is *anything* okay?!
What's the difference between a Jewish mother and a terrorist? You can negotiate with terrorists.
How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a lightbulb? Oh.....it's fine. Forget about it. Seriously don't worry about it. I'm fine sitting here in the dark.
What's the difference between a terrorist and a Jewish mother? You can make an agreement with a terrorist!
Jewish mothers
How does a Jewish mother change a lightbulb?
*Exasperated sigh* No it's fine, I'll just sit here in the dark!
What do a Jewish mother-in-law and 60 Minutes have in common? They both always start with tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk...
What's the difference between a Jewish mother and a pit bull? The pit bull will eventually let go.
What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a Jewish mother? Eventually the Rottweiler lets go.
What do you get when 500 Jewish mothers convert to Catholicism? Critical Mass.
What did the waiter ask the group of dining Jewish mothers?
"Pardon me ladies, but is ANYTHING all right?"
(Shabbat Shalom my fellow Jews of the Jokes sub!)
Seven Jewish mothers are sitting in a restaurant... and a waiter comes and asks: ''I'm sorry ladies, is *anything* all right?''
How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a lightbulb? None. "Don't worry about me. You go out and have a good time. I'll just sit here in the dark."
How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a lightbulb? It's fine. I'll sit in the dark.
How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb? Don't trouble yourself, I'll just sit here in the dark.
You hear about the Jewish Mother Doll? You pull the string and it rolls it eyes and says, "AGAIN with the string?"